'He is not your soulmate, you are just ovulating': Memes for Witty Women Who Need That Post-Ovulation Clarity

Oh no, you're getting that nefarious urge again… That urge to text someone you know you shouldn't. Perhaps some sort of an ex—longterm, situationship, or even just a hookup—that ruined you and you can't even look at in the eye anymore. And yet… You don't know why, but you miss them. What is going on? You sworn to loathe them for all eternity! Why are you agreeing to dancing with the devil again?

Well, if you do a quick check of the calendar, you might notice what week it is: Ovulation week (well, five days). This can be one of the most dangerous and/or fun weeks of the cycle! You just have to keep reminding yourself that just because your body is trying to give that egg up to any 'ole person who will take it, you know better! You're witty, funny, cool, emotionally mature, and definitely DO NOT need to get tangled up with somebody's undiagnosed son… again.

If you know you know, it's a feeling that's difficult to explain. You can go over the science behind it to some guys guy a million times and explain the mixture of emotions and excitement you feel during this time, but never get it. You want to howl at the moon and make out with anyone that gives you attention. Some of us truly need to be chained to a tree like a werewolf under a full moon when they're ovulating. Some need to be let loose and encouraged to embrace this hormonal self-confidence! It's quite the tight rope women are constantly walking on… Better to meme about it then dwell! Get to know your body then laugh at all its demands and quirks! Don't worry, that post-ovulation clarity will hit again soon.
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EXACTLY.

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You are probably not actually into him, sis. Sorry. Try again next week.

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'He is not your soulmate, you are just ovulating': Memes for Witty Women Who Need That Post-Ovulation Clarity

Oops, I did it again...

EXACTLY.

You are probably not actually into him, sis. Sorry. Try again next week.

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