22 Clawminal Cattos Cashing In on Heart-Melted Hoomans Who Can’t Help Themselves

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Apr 7, 2025 3:00 PM EDT

Cats are a clever bunch there is no denying that. Whether it be their ability to open door, solve food puzzles in an instant or simply know what we are thinking before we even think it and run to hide under the couch so we do not take them to the vet. But what we have on display for you today represents a leap forward in their clawminal ways, a leap that has our feline friends cashing in financially on our own backs. Now, you might point out that hoomans have used cats to make money on social media for many years and that this is but a small reparation for their hard work.

And while there is a grain of truth there, it does not excuse the fact that these clawminal cattos are going around on the street and cashing in on the hoomans who dare get near enough for a cuddle, and when they are not looking, the cats goes for the wallet.

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    Feeling little sad today! Would you mind sharing a picture of your credit card, front and back, pls? Something cute might brighten my mood!
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    When she told you she doesn't like to drink, the bartender yelled, "The party's here!' just as you walked in Me: EVARE Her: ww
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    Doctor: Relax Richard it is a small surgery Me: But, my name is not Richard Doctor: my name is Richard ME: DOC
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    Why is everyone at the gym asking me why I'm sitting on a - stationary bike? I'm going downhill, dude - mind your own business.
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    i hate it when I'm talking to myself and suddenly I realize I wasn't listening, so I have to start all over
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    "Your time off request was denied" Me on my flight: @macdary.c
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    Stand up, say your name...and three interesting Me: things about you WITH
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    When she sends you the flight for $39 and you say let's wait until tomorrow it might get cheaper Now it is $300 LOVELUV F Me: Her:
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  • What might not be immediately obvious is that this was a ploy, because while it is not hard to stomach a $39 ticket, it is much cheaper to stay home and buy your cat fancy cat food, than spending $300 on that same ticket. This is how feline pawrents have been tricked into staying home for centuries. 

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    Wanna hang out tonight? One sec, let me ask my cats Ask your cats??? They said no, sorry
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    You go to church after 3 years Pastor: "the devil is among us today!" Me:
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    POV: When the boss is on PTO all week, so we're all obviously on PTO too.
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    TY My girlfriend yelling at me for being While I'm over here trying to recall where I've seen her before
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    Shoutout to all the people who will wash dishes, then leave the big pot and say, 'It's just soaking.' You know who you are!
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    I always set two alarms every morning: one for the person I want to be, and one for the person I actually am.
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  • This is how it starts, they tell you they have got your back and will set two alarms for you so that you can choose when you wake up. Only to let yourself be lulled into a false sense of security as you drift off to sleep. A sweet moment that is ruined by 5am when your cat child starts singing the song of its people.

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    When your sarcastic dark humor show up at work, and you're trying to figure out if it's funny or if you're about to get reported to HR. Work bestie: Me:
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    When someone has explained something to you three times already, and you still don't get it, so you just smile politely
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    sir put me down. i am the manager
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    Doctor: "Do you keep eye on the things that cause you stress?" Me Husband an
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    POV: When my mom doesn't answer my call for our daily yapping session, and I'm upset because, what is she even doing? She's my mom!
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    My manager told me to have a good day! so I took his advice and went home to actually have one
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    When someone with an amazing body says it took them 10 years to get there and I'm trying to look like that by Saturday
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    "Cat Tax"

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