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These responses are like verbal judo, they’re so precise and professional they could be mistaken for compliments, but with enough edge to slice through even the thickest office jargon. Think, “That’s an interesting perspective—I’ll add it to the list of things to consider if reality ever takes a day off.”
The beauty of the corporate clapback is that it’s all about plausible deniability. You get to maintain that professional veneer while making it crystal clear that you are not, in fact, the office doormat.
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