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Mama Matt beamed with pride at her son’s alleged achievement, while Matt’s sister joined the chorus: What a go-getter! An overachiever, so impressive. And Matt? He enjoys the applause in mute gratitude, failing to correct the record or, you know, acknowledge reality.
Our previously patient girlfriend, understandably allergic to gaslighting, finally snaps and drops a truth grenade at the table, then leaves Matt marinating in awkwardness and mortgage-free comfort.
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"AITA for telling my boyfriends family that i bought our house, not him?"
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But the horror didn’t end there. Matt went on a comeback tour, announcing with rockstar-level hubris that he’s willing to forgive her and “move back in.” She, in a fit of sanity, packs his things and invites him to experience independent living elsewhere. Sends him on the road like the rockstar he is.
Locks are changed, legal advice sought, and, somewhere in Canada, a manchild is going online to ask: “what is a mortgage?”
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indulge yourself in compliments while you can Matty boy
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