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  • 01

    Here's a Guy Who Knows What He Wants

    Barechested - @ 0 18% O2-UK 03:32 Done 41 23 kilometers away Active 4 hours ago About Things you need to know about me. First off, if we go out, you're paying. Not just for me, but for my wife if she shows up. And she's a drinker. Sex isn't guaranteed after that. If I'm interested, l'l place my underpants on the table. Fold them in three and place in your handbag. Return them washed, and we will consummate passionately. I dislike women who aren't shallow. A plus if you wear my mom's perfume and
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  • 02

    He's a Real Hero

    this guy saves cute critters from animal shelters
    via Hypniq
  • 03

    Dating Can Be Confusing

    Text - 2:08 PM iPad 76% Mike Feb 10, 2015, 2:09 PM Man, how does dating even work? I mean, how many boring personal questions should i make before asking for a butthole picture?
  • 04

    Such Incredible Confidence

    Text - Done 32 20 miles away Active 2 hours ago About Looking for a girl that thinks she might just might be able to make it passed the forplay (X
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  • 05

    Is She a Robot?

    Eyewear - 4G 8:30 PM 68 KRikki 28 99 miles away Active 6 hours ago About Excellent condition for its age! This model is great for long distance runs, leaisure sports, a night on the town, a day at the beach, and many other outdoor activities. One prior owner but comes from a non-smoking, kid free home. Fully self sustaining version with many bonus features! Please inquire for further information if you're interested in seeing this product in person.
  • 06

    At Least He Didn't Lie About His Age

    Face - O 25% oo Verizon 9:11 PM X Done 18 31 miles away Active 12 minutes ago About Republican 4 Tyie. Mitt Romney is ma boyyy. I'm really 45, but I'm totally in with the youngsters nowadays.
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    I'm Not Sure What That Is

    Hair - 11:16 PM 48% X o0o.0 27 7 miles away Active 1 minute ago About Interested in deep sex w/ *-you-* C
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  • 08

    Pretty Sure There's Some Mental Illness

    Text - @ 1 36% Verizon 12:59 AM Done 20 4 miles away Active 13 minutes ago About Does a dominate man excite you ? I'm Mr. Grey Without the mental illness. Swipe right for a chance at a kinky experience, the stuff you watch in porn and wished your ex would do to you before you left him. I'm ready to see you now. Message me first so I know not only can you read but you can also follow instructions. (X
  • 09

    Pirates Are Super Weird

    Muscle - seooo Sprint 11:10 AM 1 55% X Done 27 55 miles away Active 14 hours ago About Japtain Cack. My philosophy to life is: Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.

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