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6 of the Worst First Date Shirts

You don't need to dress to the nines, but don't dress like you're 12. Or a horrible person.

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    Christmas in July

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    Via fye
    Unless you're Will Ferrell, they're probably not going to want to see either of your candy canes on the first date.

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    It's Not a Suggestion

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    Via Buzzfeed
    The only time you're allowed to use this shirt is when it's 5 a.m. on a Tuesday and you're hitting on a cashier at Walmart.

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    Draggin' Balls

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    Via Etsy
    Don't think having a collar makes a shirt more appropriate. Consider your date's corneas.

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    Please Go Away

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    Hmmm, can't tell whether it's Bugs' gang signs, the gold chain, or the backwards pants that makes him a Geek. Either way, just no.

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    Really Any Ed Hardy Shirt

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    There's no better way to say, "Please, don't take me seriously."

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    Footlong in the Oven

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    Via Spencers
    Everything about this is a warning sign:
    Admitting you're looking for a baby daddy? Check.
    Emasculating your potential Date? Check.
    Wearing a completely inappropriate shirt to Olive Garden? Check.
    All that's missing is a hat complaining about child support.
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