6 of the Worst First Date Shirts

You don't need to dress to the nines, but don't dress like you're 12. Or a horrible person.

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01
Christmas in July

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Unless you're Will Ferrell, they're probably not going to want to see either of your candy canes on the first date.
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02
It's Not a Suggestion

via Buzzfeed

The only time you're allowed to use this shirt is when it's 5 a.m. on a Tuesday and you're hitting on a cashier at Walmart.
03
Draggin' Balls

via Etsy

Don't think having a collar makes a shirt more appropriate. Consider your date's corneas.
04
Please Go Away

via TV Movie Depot

Hmmm, can't tell whether it's Bugs' gang signs, the gold chain, or the backwards pants that makes him a Geek. Either way, just no.
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05
Really Any Ed Hardy Shirt

via A Chic Critique

There's no better way to say, "Please, don't take me seriously."
06
Footlong in the Oven

via Spencers

Everything about this is a warning sign:
Admitting you're looking for a baby daddy? Check.
Emasculating your potential Date? Check.
Wearing a completely inappropriate shirt to Olive Garden? Check.
All that's missing is a hat complaining about child support.

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