You don't need to dress to the nines, but don't dress like you're 12. Or a horrible person.
Christmas in JulyUnless you're Will Ferrell, they're probably not going to want to see either of your candy canes on the first date.
It's Not a SuggestionThe only time you're allowed to use this shirt is when it's 5 a.m. on a Tuesday and you're hitting on a cashier at Walmart.
Draggin' BallsDon't think having a collar makes a shirt more appropriate. Consider your date's corneas.
Please Go AwayHmmm, can't tell whether it's Bugs' gang signs, the gold chain, or the backwards pants that makes him a Geek. Either way, just no.
Really Any Ed Hardy ShirtThere's no better way to say, "Please, don't take me seriously."
Footlong in the OvenEverything about this is a warning sign:
Admitting you're looking for a baby daddy? Check.
Emasculating your potential Date? Check.
Wearing a completely inappropriate shirt to Olive Garden? Check.
All that's missing is a hat complaining about child support.
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