6 of the Worst First Date Shirts

• 1

  Christmas in July

  
  Unless you're Will Ferrell, they're probably not going to want to see either of your candy canes on the first date.
  Via fye
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• 2

  It's Not a Suggestion

  
  The only time you're allowed to use this shirt is when it's 5 a.m. on a Tuesday and you're hitting on a cashier at Walmart.
  Via Buzzfeed
• 3

  Draggin' Balls

  
  Don't think having a collar makes a shirt more appropriate. Consider your date's corneas.
  Via Etsy
• 4

  Please Go Away

  
  Hmmm, can't tell whether it's Bugs' gang signs, the gold chain, or the backwards pants that makes him a Geek. Either way, just no.
  Via TV Movie Depot
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• 5

  Really Any Ed Hardy Shirt

  
  There's no better way to say, "Please, don't take me seriously."
  Via A Chic Critique
• 6

  Footlong in the Oven

  
  Everything about this is a warning sign:
  Admitting you're looking for a baby daddy? Check.
  Emasculating your potential Date? Check.
  Wearing a completely inappropriate shirt to Olive Garden? Check.
  All that's missing is a hat complaining about child support.
  Via Spencers

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