‘No one cares about your car!’: London hospitality worker stands firm when an entitled Porsche owner demands a guaranteed parking spot, threatens legal action, only to back down when confronted with the hotel’s “limited parking” policy

Central London: a place where parking is scarcer than rain in Las Vegas, but apparently not nearly rare enough to humble the average Porsche Cayenne owner. Meet our automotive aristocrat, clutching his keys like they're the deeds to Buckingham Palace, announcing that the city's gravitational pull must bend for his midlife crisis on wheels. Why bother yourself with reading your hotel reservation details when you can simply declare, with the confidence only cultivated by a leather interior and some German engineering, that your vehicle's presence guarantees a cosmic VIP pass to free, unreserved hotel parking?

But true heroics in the urban hospitality jungle are less about saving the day and more about simply refusing to be impressed. Our hotel employee faces this rolling monument to self-importance with the steely resolve of a Londoner facing rush-hour rain: unmoved, dryly factual, and absolutely not about to roll out any red carpet for a spicy Cayenne owner.

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