'I was ghosted without pay': Website designer cheated out of $1,500, tricks former client into getting properly paid

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    "She ended up begging me to stop hacking her website"

    This is my freelance-revenge story that happened about 8 years ago, and it was one of the first times I was ghosted without pay.
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    I created a landing page for her Elven symbol jewelry store (a bunch of esoteric, but I was young and trying to break into copywriting, so I took any deal I could).
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    We agreed on a pure performance deal, so I got nothing upfront, but we settled on a 5% performance fee.
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    Her wordpress store was really small, and I was aiming to get $300-800 out of it, but honestly at some level I would have been happy to just do it for practice & my portfolio.
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    Long story short: I wrote the landing page & built it inside her wordpress site.
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    She started running some Facebook ads to it, and I was shocked to see that it was actually converting.
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    $120 on day 1, $200 on day 2, $150 on day 3, $360 on day 4, etc.
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    By the end of the month that landing page brought in $6,000 in revenue. I honestly thought I struck gold.
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    $300 in royalties in the first month?? I was going to make bank from two days of work.
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    Well, predictably, she disappeared the moment I mentioned "first invoice."
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    3 months go by. Nothing. No replies to emails, calls go unanswered. She's still running ads (I can see all the sales coming in, because I still have access to her website).
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    Then out of nowhere I get a panicked message. "My site is down! Are you doing this? Please stop!"
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    Now, I had NOTHING to do with her store going down. Probably just her cheap hosting. But after being ghosted for months while she made thousands off my work...
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    I knew this could be my one and only shot at getting paid. So I decided to play along...
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    Portfolio | Resume | Business Build your dream website. -> MacBook Pro
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    But I had to be careful. I couldn't just "admit" in writing that I'm the hacker and threaten her to pay up, what if she went to the police and showed them the messages?
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    No, I knew I had to make her THINK I was... but not admit to anything at the same time. So I replied:
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    "Sorry, but I'm not going to talk to you until you pay me what you owe me." This turned out to be the perfect level of vague. I never said I hacked her site. I never threatened to keep it down. I just looked suspicious.
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    She immediately called me and asked me what I want. I told her I still have access to her website & google analytics, I can see what she made off of the landing page, and that I want what we agreed on: 5% of sales from that landing page.
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    It ended up being just shy of $1,500. She said she'll take care of it. We got off the call, I sent her the final invoice, and she wired the money immediately.
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    She then messaged me with a payment confirmation from her bank and asked me to enable her website. IT WORKED!!
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    I was shaking when I typed back this reply: "I had nothing to do with your website crashing, you should talk to your hosting provider." I never heard from her again.
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    soliloquy_terminal • 20h ago This is just lovely!
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    Nikkian42 • 20h ago She probably wasn't paying. that either.
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    . Commercial_Pea... • 19h ago See I know I probably waste time that I should be engaging in productive activities but when I read sh like this, it just gives me LIFE - ppl like you restore my faith in clever humanity. Thank you!

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