29 Classic Dad Jokes to Remind Us Why We Love Our Dads

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Laurent Shinar • Writer and Editor
Jun 1, 2025 8:00 PM EDT

Dad jokes are simply the best. They capture the innocence, stupidity and hilarity of so many situations and unintentionally are much like dads, comforting, clumsy and a bit lacking in self-awareness. But that is why we love them. So today we wanted to take a moment to celebrate the genius jokes that our forefathers have handed down to us, and to remind us of some of the comedy gold that has been shared through the years.

And sure, there is a decent chance that our generation's dad jokes will not pass to the next, at least so long as they are not uploaded to TikTok. But that does not mean that we cannot take them out for one more spin. And who knows, maybe dogs will learn to talk soon and we will be able to pass our jokes along to them instead of our hooman kids.

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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they're making a male version... it doesn't listen to anything.
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    Dad Jokes * @Dadsaysjokes I always have high protein subs for lunch on busy days It's the whey to success
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.
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    I installed motion-sensor lights in the fridge- now it feels like I'm stealing snacks from a museum. MITRO R
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  • Well, when the excitement runs out in life, it is important to find ways to make the mundane magical. And if you have spent your whole life obsessing over heist movies, then probably the best thing you could do is install a museum-esque motion-sensor light to make every trip to the fridge feel like a great escape.

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    "Do not touch" must be one of the scariest things to read in braille. HOT SURFACE DO NOT TOUCH
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I do yoga now-mostly the pose where I lie on the floor and question all my life choices.
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    I did one sit-up today... getting out of bed. Progress is progress.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I brought a ladder to work... because I heard the job was all about climbing the corporate ladder.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My boss said I should dress for the job I want... so now I'm sitting at my desk in a Batman costume.
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    Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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  • We love this one not so much for its comedy genius, but because scarecrows truly are outstanding, and even more specifically outstanding in their field of expertise. And you know what, they simply do not get enough recognition. As far as we are concerned the pun is just a bonus, but seriously, someone give this scarecrow an award.

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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.
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    Today's lesson is on how to write hello in Mandarin.
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    Geologist packing their stuff after getting fired SB ROGUE SM-6 hwa a ST AS W ROGUEQ ONGHAN CLASSIC
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I was upset when my neighbor put a fence around his swimming pool. But then I got over it.
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    When you reach a certain age and the doctor says: "Put ice where it hurts."
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    Yolklahoma.
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    Have you met my daughter Beth? @PunHubOnline And what's Beth short for? Because she's only three.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I went into a pet shop and said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is."
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes Run out of toilet paper and having to use lettuce leaves. Today was the tip of the iceberg.
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    Dad Jokes ☑ @Dadsaysjokes Every morning on my way to work, I slip on the frozen newspaper on our front porch. I've fallen on some hard Times. 000
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    Dad Jokes ⭑ @Dadsaysjokes She had me sleeping on the couch until I bought her natural diamonds... They really just cut through the tension.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes The older I get the tighter companies are putting lids on jars.
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    Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Pilot: We are not flying over 20,000 feet
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Found a plumber who works around the clock 11 12 1 -9 10 3 8 4. 6 5
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes You know what annoys me is when you go round to someone's house and they make you take your shoes off at the front door. 9 times out of 10 they don't even have a bouncy castle.
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    Stop. TESCO T THYME INTENSELY AROMATIC
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...then I was petrified. 000
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Today my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach... 000 Ha! That's not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, I said. It's the only way I can see the numbers.
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