Dad: Get get your mum's pot. It needs to be put away. Me: You want me to put it in my stash? Dad: your WHAT? Me: I have a hash stash pocket on my hoodie. Dad: Her COOKING pot, young lady. And besides, she keeps her pot in her jewelry box.
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