If you happen to know how to juggle, and happen to be dating a new girl, and just happen to be out to dinner with said girl, her mother, and their long time family friend, think before you say the phrase, "Oh, I live near here so we can just swing by my apartment and I'll grab my balls." You will be laughed at, and saying, "That did not come out right." will not help the situation. At all. #LFMF