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Mom demands teenage son give up dinner for 6-year-old brother, flips out when he refuses: 'When I said I was starving, I meant it' 1

Entitled mom demands passenger switch his economy plus seat with her 9-year-old sons basic economy seat, claims she can't sit back with him because she needs the legroom: 'Clearly she cares more about her own comfort than her son's well being' 2

Entitled mom expects portrait photographer to stay after her 9 hour shift because she's late with her 2 kids, doesn't even have an appointment: 'I'm leaving at 7:00, that's our closing time' 3

Dad protests when parents babysit his sister's 6-year-old and 2-year-old weekly, but refuse to watch his kids more than twice a year: 'They are enjoying life and burning all their money' 4

Gold-digging fiancé insists his name be put on the title of his future wife's late mother's house, only proposed after she was willed the house: 'He had brought a real estate lawyer to the house, and arranged for the legal process to start' 5

New mom names daughter after late mother-in-law, offends husband's step mom who was her nemesis: 'I will not change my child's name because it hurts her feelings' 6

Hissterical Hooligan Cat Pictures Featuring Felines Simultaneously Bringing Joy And Chaos To Everyday Life 1

Classic Crazy Cat Cuteness 2

MY hooman? 3

This Week’s Heartwarming Helping of Newly Adopted Cats for Fresh Feline Pawrents (November 22, 2024) 4

Be a Silly Cat, Hooman 5

Furrmula 1 6