33 D&D Memes for Players Who Know That Chaos Isn’t a Bug, It’s the Point

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    The game creators, happy to give players a good time Veteran players introducing them to the game New players Years of Multiple Unlimited content systems that potential people enjoy characters A range of stories across several genres of play Rule Ye Firste: No Throwing Food playing
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    My mom, dumping her high school boyfriend cause he played and Me, hosting a dnd game in her basement 20 years later
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    20th Level "Way of the Drunken Master Kobold Monk drunk lizard Party that wanted to rob a homless
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    The partys dice gobl New player that forgot to buy dice 2 14 20 8
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    When the DM says "Roll for initiative" out of the blue. Players: [visible confusion]
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    My barbarian is not going to be a blathering idiot And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume II
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    Me DO YOU LIKE TO DESCRIBE THINGS WHILE YOU DM? BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. imgflip.com I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. The level of detail that goes into my descriptions IT'S THE FUN OF DOING IT THAT'S IMPORTANT.
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    Charisma 9 character How long? How long have I been ugly? 문 All of the players 13 S As long as I can remember. You poor ugly thing, you.
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    me after my warlockcharacter has died my group thinking i'll finally play a different class another. warlock
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    The panicking bard who didn't think this would -work The BBEG who got seduced by the bard The Dead Party
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    & When the party has two barbarians Hold me sideways, and use my head like a battering ram. imgflip.com PRIVATE
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    Paladin: Do something Wild Magic Sorcerer: Do you want to explode?
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    "I'm a lawfull good priest" him with 6 kill every battle:
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    When you play a bard and only have charm spells I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!
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    When the party annoys the DM and asked where the plot is going LEFT made with mematic NO TRUCKS SUN PASS ONLY EXPRESS LANES ENTRANCE ONLY EXPRESS TO TPK Inter
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    DM: You Bought ANOTHER dice set? Me: I can stop whenever I want. These are just choices.
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    everybody sticks with AD&D schedule that Me I gotta get one of those.
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    Cleric *Cure Wounds* "That should do it!" Barbarian *PAP *
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    8L 20 13 19 When the party is having a rough time, and the dm is feeling nice about helping them. "Can I offer you advantage in these trying times."
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    Me: I don't want to be forever DM Group: You're going to be a god and like it!
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    NPC Cleric: oh, wonderful! A group of brave adventurers to aid us in our time of need! the group, just looking for a place to have a long rest: TOLE 30
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    "I'm a highly skilled assassin who is known to be able to infiltrate any building undetected" EXIT Rolls a NAT 1 in Stealth
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    Attempting a skill check nic Toons Rolling a 2 Toons Coming up with a contrived reason for why the DM should let you roll again imgilip.com
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    The players when they roll a natural 1. on an investigation check @mydnd20 Where's the Ocean?
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    Everyone succeeding on their stealth roll wearing chain Cleric PC mail Lastly THE FATLES @dnd_memes 1
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    Me when I'm doing my death saving throws "Were you killed?!" "Sadly, yes... Me rolling a 1 but I lived!" Me rolling a 15 and 20
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    GM: Roll to see where you parked your silver sedan. Entire Party: *fails perception checks* A
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    rolling a crit on a sneak attack out a disguise:
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    Me: That's an 84 on perception DM: yeah you don't see anything Me:
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    You: Nice, that's a 21 to-hit DM: Misses 00 00
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    -DM: Someone is coming. -Rogue: I will hide on the Ceiling. -DM: that's quite impossible, but go ahead, make a stealth check. -Rogue: Natural 20. 48628 |登錄
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    THE MAN IN THE BACK OF THE CAR SEEMS NERVOUS. WHAT DO YOU DO? I WILL TURN AND TALK TO HIM TO EASE HIS ANXIETY EL 6 FACEBOOK.COM/MOTE HES
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    4 NAT 20s The Über- Powerful Goblin Sorcerer My Players The other 10 goblins they ignored, My Players, now at below 20 HP made with mematic

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