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Until that fateful moment when fabric integrity surrenders to the forces of nature, they remain as good as new in the masculine economy of practicality. This philosophy serves men well in their own shopping endeavors, where the underwear aisle resembles a monastic vow of simplicity: white, black, or navy blue, packaged in quantities that suggest bulk purchasing for the apocalypse.
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Gaslight about size at Victoria's Secret.
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Back to the bewildering universe of high-end lingerie retail, where, for one woman, sizing becomes a diplomatic negotiation between mathematics and interpretive dance. Sales associates speak in mysterious tongues about coverage, support, and enhancement while deploying terms like balconette and demi-cup that sound more like French pastries than undergarments.
The staff operates with the confidence of sommeliers discussing vintage wines, declaring that medium fits better than small due to theoretical physics involving torso length, fabric drape, and lunar cycles. Even height transforms into a crucial variable, as though lingerie manufacturers employ teams of engineers to calculate the exact relationship between altitude and underwire placement, leaving male observers wondering if they accidentally wandered into a NASA briefing disguised as a clothing store.
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