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i’m moving out bc of my 13yo sister
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This particular thirteen-year-old operates like a human vacuum cleaner with selective hearing, sucking up expensive makeup and body products while simultaneously claiming innocence louder than a car alarm at 3am. She follows the time-honored tradition of teenage logic: what's yours is mine, what's mine is also mine, and any objection makes you the villain in a soap opera nobody asked to star in. Her specialty involves timing raids for maximum drama, emptying perfume bottles while screaming about unfairness from her throne of unfolded laundry and empty chip bags.
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The image does not depict the actual subjects of the story. Subjects are models.
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The image does not depict the actual subjects of the story. Subjects are models.
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The economics of this living arrangement mirror a casino where the house always wins and the house happens to be a middle schooler with sticky fingers and zero shame. Every paycheck becomes involuntary charity for someone who treats borrowed clothes like disposable napkins, returning senior picture jeans decorated with Jackson Pollock-style impressions and trading shoes to strangers like she's running a sidewalk pawnshop. Meanwhile, she guards her own bedroom like Fort Knox while treating the rest of the house like her personal shopping mall.
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