‘I accidentally Grinched my way up the corporate ladder': Employee tells his boss’s kid that Santa isn’t real, earns him the ‘weirdest’ promotion of his life

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  • So, this happened last December and it still feels like a fever dream. I (26M) work in a mid-sized marketing firm.
  • I'm low-ish on the ladder -- not an intern, but definitely not a "corner office" guy. Around the holidays, the company throws this super fancy Christmas party at the CEO's house
  • (he's very into "family culture," so we all show up with spouses, kids, dogs, emotional baggage, etc.). Now, I don't have kids.
  • I barely have matching socks most days. But I love Christmas, and I'm decent with kids. So when my boss (let's call him Mike) asked me to help watch over the kid area
  • while the adults got wine-drink on spiced cabernet, I was like, "Sure! Free cookies and no small talk about quarterly reports? Count me in.”
  • I'm helping a group of kids decorate sugar cookies when this little boy - maybe 6 or 7 - looks up at me and goes, "Do you think Santa's really real?"
  • I didn't even think. Not for a second. I said, "Nah, but it's fun to pretend, right?" Just like that. Friendly tone, dumb grin, sprinkle- covered fingers.
  • This kid's face drops like I told him his goldfish d d again. Full-on trembling lip. I immediately realize I have made a terrible, career- altering mistake.
  • Guess who the kid was? Mike's son. Of course. Ten minutes later, I'm summoned. Not by HR. Not by my manager. By Mike himself.
  • I'm picturing my career in flames. Me, jobless in January, selling feet pics to pay rent. But instead, he sits me down, deadpan serious, and says:
  • "You told my son the truth. Nobody in this company tells the truth. They all smile and nod and fake-believe in Santa. You -- you just blurt it out.
  • You don't overthink. I like that." I'm sitting there, stunned. He continues: "I need someone like that on the innovation team. We're pitching bold ideas this year.
  • No BS." Long story short: I got promoted. Literally because I ruined a kid's Christmas. Mike later told me his son was already suspicious, and I just "accelerated the timeline."
  • (His wife was apparently furious for a week.) Now I'm on a team I never thought I'd be on, because I k lled Santa.
  • Every time I walk into a meeting, my coworkers whisper "Saint Nick Slayer" under their breath. Anyway. That's the story of how I accidentally Grinched my way up the corporate ladder.
  • Life's weird.
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  • Promotion_Small When I was teaching 2nd grade, I was doing a lesson about what makes a story fantasy. I told them fantasy has faries, or talking animals, unicorns or elves. A kid blurted out Elves? Santa is fantasy? The whole class is staring at me completely horrified. And I did not cut the BS. I lied so hard. No, no, not those elves, the magic archer elves, like Lord of the Rings elves. Ohhhhh. They were all so relieved. Didn't get any emails from parents, so a win.
  • Kaiser-Sohze That makes sense from a corporate perspective. You knew Santa was bulls and the kid asked. You told the truth in a situation where not many people would. I have worked in three industries and never lied in any job which was why management always loved me. One job was in a police department and the top brass loved me because I never lied. The honest cops loved me and the dishonest cops feared me like I was the Grim Reaper. Being honest is the ultimate leverage. If you are ever in a p
  • Ok-Professional2468 My family has 2 generations of Santa trauma: My dad was 7ish years older than his oldest nephew, my oldest cousin, and busted the Santa myth to his nephew when the kid was 5ish. My cousin's mother waited until I was 3ish to break the Santa myth for me. Problem was that I never grew up with Santa. According to my parents, my aunt was so angry with dad. She had waited 20 years to bust the Santa myth to dad's kids as revenge.

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