22 Boy Mom Memes That Capture the Chaos of Parenting Mini Monsters

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    Simon Holland @simoncholland Follow My kid can tell me all about a 24 minute episode of Paw Patrol in 76 minutes.
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    Unfiltered Mama @UnfilteredMama Follow My kids never finish their dinner because they're saving room for bath water.
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    Every new mom's facebook: "How adorable is my baby girl!?"
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    SpacedMom @copymama Follow Welcome to parenthood. Please choose where you'd like your child's acorn collection to be located: A. On your living room floor B. Buried in their bedsheets C. In your bathtub
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    Josh @iwearaonesie Follow My kid can't see the backpack hanging on his doorknob but he can find a Kit-Kat bar I hid in the attic
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    Josh Giwearaonesie Follow watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence at least we don't have to save for college
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    Doyin Richards @daddydoinwork Follow Parenting tiny humans summed up in one photo.
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    Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Follow I'm not saying one of my kids is "more difficult" than the others, but so far my oldest wants a remote control car for Christmas, the youngest wants a stuffed unicorn, and the middle one has requested a dinosaur egg so he can raise and train his own velociraptor from birth.
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    Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Every single conversation I have with my kids Follow SMITH
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    I thought my 6 year old was smuggling a pipe into school, it's just a kazoo, either way he's grounded
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    Molly England @bluebonetbabies Follow When your son pours himself a cup of milk from the gallon jug, and your life flashes before your eyes.
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    DaddyJew @DaddyJew Follow Some kid at the pool: wanna see me do something cool? Me: I don't even want to see my own kid do something cool
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    Bunmi Laditan @Honest Toddler Follow Receptionist at pediatrician's office: Child's birth date and year? Me, mother of 3: Wow ok I didn't know there was going to be maths *nervous laughter* let's see he's four, it was late April or May, rainy I think, he's a classic Gemini if that helps, this isn't in his file?
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    The Mom at Law @TheMomAtLaw Follow Me: I have 3 small kids, so preparing a healthy breakfast can be a challenge some mornings. Friend: You should meal prep at night to make things easier. Me: I guess I should have mentioned that the kids live here at night, too.
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    Micah @ParentalGrit Follow I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.
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    Me: I love you so much. You're my sweetheart, you know that? Toddler: *slaps me in the face*
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    Son: Mom, can I sleep with you? I'm scared. Me: No, I can't risk the monster following you into my room and killing me.
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    Valerie @ValeeGrrl Me: [in bathroom] 7yo: [knocks] MOMMY? Me: Yeah pal 7: IT'S ME Me: I know 7: YOUR SON Me: Knew that too Follow
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    Ally Tragically Here Follow My son was crying and asked, "why doesn't the dog have to wear pants?" And it's like, I don't even know. So now I'm putting pants on a dog.
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    Tired Working Mom @WorkingMom86 Follow My toddler woke up upset because he couldn't find his glasses, but what really set him off was when I told him he doesn't even wear glasses.
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    Tea Only! @Demigodace C Name one thing you wanna try in the bedroom.. Justin Grome @JustinGrome getting a full 8 hours of sleep
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    Nathan Usher @thenatewolf HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything. ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my twisted ankle to feel better? HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same.

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