'I was nice enough…': Entitled guy insults employee in German thinking he wouldn't understand, employee calls him out and leaves him “a human trout gasping for air”

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  • "Call me names in another language? It would be a pity if I knew what you said."

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  • Back when Radio Shack was a thing here in Canada, I remember a customer bringing in a 2.1 PC speaker system for a refund.
  • I asked why he was returning it; "We decided we didn't want it" was his gruff answer. Fair enough, no problem! Or so I thought.
  • I opened the box to inspect the product for the refund, and I noticed that the 1/8 headphone jack had been cut off the end of the wire lead that was meant to plug into your sound card, and the wire was stripped.
  • I asked about it. He sighed, rolled his eyes like I was stupid for asking, and said that he had cut it off to feed it through the wall into his amp.
  • He cut me off before I could say something and continued to tell me that "when he turned on his amp, the speakers blew, AND he smelled burning plastic, so the speakers were ***obviously*** defective."
  • I blinked for a minute, then asked him to clarify why he thought plugging in a powered amplified PC speaker system into a powered stereo amplifier would do anything but that.
  • His wife snorted a laugh, and he turned to scold her (I assumed) in German.
  • At one point, he gestured towards me and called me an a hole. Unfortunately for him, at the time, I had several German gaming buddies, so I knew what he said.
  • (Not to mention that "Arschloch" and "Ah le" sound alike.) I cut him off immediately and, with the straightest face | could muster, said, "Sorry! I only understand a little German,
  • so you'll have to repeat what you said before you called me an ah le. I didn't quite catch it."
  • He turned into a human trout gasping for air, but before he could say anything, I gently pushed the box back across the counter and told him that I couldn't return items that were modified or damaged by a negligent user.
  • He never said another word and left.
  • I was nice enough to throw the speakers away for him.
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  • HungryBearsRawr Another fellow Canadian here, I once employed a girl who could speak I think 4. languages. I called her my secret weapon, she understood when people were insulting us loudly in front of us and such. It was beautiful when she smiled and spoke back to them in their language. Ahhhhh I miss her
  • operator7151 A buddy of mine, who is of Lebanese descent and didn't speak any English until he went to school, was pulled over by an RCMP officer late one night, was asked where he was going and why he was speeding. He answered using some spicy terms, basically cursing at him in Arabic. He was absolutely stunned when the obviously non Arab looking officer answered him back in Arabic.
  • Hellea I had this once in Japan. People from a big company I had a business meeting with. 4 dude, all between their 50- 70's. I'm a woman in my mid 30's, in a high management role. (I'm so happy I don't have to be in this job anymore)
  • They began the meeting English so we went with that. When I asked them what they were thinking of our offer they began speaking Japanese between themselves. Fine, it's normal you need to go in your native language for such an important decision. They basically said the budget was out of reach for them but one dude said if he can have me in their bed it would be a good point to sign the contract. They laughed,
  • made some inappropriate comments and went back to English telling they'll think about it and if I'm okay to have a lunch with them. What they didn't expect is I'm bilingual in Japanese. I went full mode. Told them with a very corporate smile in a perfect Japanese that I understood all of their conversation, including the part that was inappropriate.
  • I of course refused the lunch, telling them this conversation was over and started packing my computer. The silence and the look on their face was priceless.
  • Spinnerofyarn You handled that perfectly! I was once in a mall and two women were talking about me. Specifically my skin because I have a rare, severe skin disease. They were being pretty darn ride, and finally I had enough and told them that it was r de to talk about other people as if they can't hear you, and didn't their mothers teach them better? They went beet red and scurried away.

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