27 Puns and Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Perfect

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  • 01
    I'm running in the Scandinavian Marathon. It starts in Norway. Riker's Beand Where does it end? At the Finnish line! Rihen's Beand
  • 02
    I saw two worms who were very much in love. They were soil mates
  • 03
    I TOLD MY WIFE TO EMBRACE HER MISTAKES SHE HUGGED ME
  • 04
    I'd love to have kids one day But that's as long as I can handle them
  • 05
    What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter.
  • 06
    I'm hoping they'll find a cure for hiccups, but I'm not holding my breath.
  • 07
    Don't be shy, ask me out Okay, Get out
  • 08
    FOR SALE 90S ICONIC SOOTY AND SWEEP PUPPETS ANY OFFER ACCEPTED JUST WANT THEM OFF MY HANDS
  • 09
    They Spent ages trying to work out the meaning of inconsequential, before realising that it wasn't that important.
  • 10
    My wife warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils... But it's a whisk, I'm willing to take
  • 11
    What a waist of time! TEXAS INSPIRATION
  • 12
    WHY DID THE COWBOY BUY A DACHSHUND? SOMEONE TOLD HIM TO GET A LONG LITTLE DOGGY
  • 13
    "I bought a thesaurus at the bookstore. When I got it home, all the pages were blank...I have no words to describe how 11 angry I am."
  • 14
    Green is my favorite color. I love it more than blue and yellow combined.
  • 15
    Today I learned if you turn a canoe over, you can wear it as a hat. Because it's cap sized
  • 16
    I bet that suitcase is jam packed.
  • 17
    Sheryl Crow and Russell Crowe walk into a bar. The bartender dials 911 and says "I'd like to report an attempted murder"
  • 18
    Bought a dog from a blacksmith. Soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
  • 19
    Went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
  • 20
    I raise I call I fold
  • 21
    Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented. Crows simply drank at home.
  • 22
    I was gonna make a pun about electrons, but nobody needs to be surrounded by that kinda negativity.
  • 23
    The fact that many people can't distinguish between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways I can't put into words.
  • 24
    FOR THOSE THAT HAVE NEVER SEEN A CATFISH!
  • 25
    BOY GEORGE'S PET LIZARD BIT THREE PEOPLE THIS WEEK Authorities have warned the singer he needs a calmer chameleon
  • 26
    I don't know about you, but I am really impressed by the number of baseball players who step up to the plate.
  • 27
    You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine.

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