20 Funny Feline Pawrent Posts Pondering What Job Would Suit their Cat Children

Cat pawrents, we need to have a sit down and get real. You treat your feline fur babies, just as you would a hooman child. Now, we are not here to tell you that you are wrong and that they are not your biological children, for of course they are. But what we want to address is that lack of follow through you guys have when it comes to committing to the things you say you want your cat children to do. And this list of feline pawrent posts pondering what jobs would suit their cat children is a purrfect example of that.

You lot are willing to sit around all day taking photos of your cute cats, positing all sorts of different things that they could do in their lives. Yet, how many job interviews have you taken them to? None. And so today we wish to suggest to you to become proactive, get out there and get your cat a job. At the very least, to help pay for their expensive food habits. It's the least they can do…

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Wow, yes the Department of Motor Vehicles is exactly where this cat child needs to go job hunting. She has a name that is ridiculous enough, a temperament that is agitated enough, and more than anything else she looks like she hates the world more than anyone else. They would hire her in a heartbeat.
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Norm, the filing feline has got to be one of the best titles that any animal, hooman or not, can hold in this world. And it would be wonderfully hilarious getting to see just how bad at his job he would be. You’d request a file, it would go missing, take months to show up and when it does, it will be covered with fur and full of teeth marks.
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