'Bro, I'm not your valet': Guy blocks entitled neighbor's car in after neighbor refuses to move out of stolen parking spot

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Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor
Oct 22, 2025 4:00 PM EDT

Parking is always a bit of a headache, but it shouldn't be a problem on your own private property!

This resident lived in an apartment complex in which folks were given designated, assigned parking spots. Seems like a dream scenario to anyone who has become accustomed to trying to make street parking work on a day-by-day basis. 

The only aspect of this agreement that can cause conflict is if all other residents in the building comply with the rules and accept their assigned spots without complaints. But that's the issue. Some people don't care to follow rules, and all it takes is one person to disobey the guidelines for a full-blown domino effect to manifest.

In this instance, the author of this anecdote came home after a long shift, only to discover that his entitled neighbor (he knew exactly which one it was… you always do!) had taken his designated parking spot. Perhaps someone else took his and that's what set off this chain of events, in which case the author would have been willing to give this guy the benefit of the doubt. But that's not what happened here. This entitled dude knew exactly what he was doing and totally did it on purpose.

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  • This story once again proves how those who put negative energy into the universe are likely to receive that energy in return. That's exactly what happened when the author decided that next time, he was going to block his neighbor from being able to back out of the garage. A true taste of his own medicine!

  • "My neighbor thinks my parking spot is “community property” now"

    So I rent this small apartment with assigned parking spots with my name and unit number literally printed on the pavement. Last week, I come home after a 12- hour shift and guess what? My neighbor's car is chilling in my spot like it pays rent too.
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  • I knock on their door, politely ask them to move it. The guy goes, "Well, there were no other spots left." Like... okay? That's not how that works, man. He actually
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  • suggested I "just park across the street for tonight." Fast forward to yesterday, I come home again, and yep, his car's there again.
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  • This time, I parked right behind him so he couldn't leave. Dude lost his mind, started banging on my door saying I was being
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  • immature. I told him I was just "borrowing space," since apparently that's how we're doing things now.
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  • Anyway, management finally sent a notice to everyone about respecting assigned spots. He hasn't talked to me since and just gives me dirty looks when we cross paths.
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  • Why do people think rules magically stop applying to them when it's inconvenient? Like bro, I'm not your valet.
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  • Disavowed_Rogue 58m ago Nice job. Entitled people are the worst.
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  • mebrow5 57m ago Should've got his car towed
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  • Bigdawg7299 · 54m ago Two words: Tow Truck.
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  • Green_rev⚫ 32m ago My question is who was in their spot?
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  • shantyyxo 51m ago That's the most satisfying use of borrowing space I've ever seen.
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  • Desperate_Set_7... .51m ago Fuck him. Not worth another moment of your mental wellness
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  • thorleywinston • 45m ago Good job but next time just go straight to the management intstead of trying to handle it yourself
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  • by parking behind your neighbor and blocking them in. The problem with trying to "handle it yourself" is that you're playing down on their level where it's a dispute
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  • between the two of you and they can act like it's subject to negotiation. When you're in a situation where there's a clear rule involved, go to the person responsible for enforcing it to get them to
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  • do their job because then if they persist in their behavior, they've already been in effect warned and they're going to face more severe consequences. Also
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  • they're less likely to try to retalliate against you personally (e.g. key your car, deflate your tires, etc.) if it's. no longer just between the two of you.
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