25 Pawsitive Posts Your Cat Would Publish to Prove His Purrfection

Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor

Oct 23, 2025 2:00 PM EDT

Oh, if cats had thumbs… they'd rule the world, no questions asked. Now, as fellow feline fanatics, you probably know that cats rule the world, but there are people who dispute this claim with a wave of a hand (weirdos). But if only cats had thumbs and were able to type posts all over the interwebs, all these other people would know of cats' greatness without us, feline fanatic fans, needing to explain to them that cats do, in fact, rule the world.

Cats' posts on Facebook would probably be of an exclusive cat pawrty that you're definitely not invited to. Cats' posts on X (or Twitter) would be status updates on the fullness level of their bowls, and how their human cat slaves are slacking off in their one job of catering to their every need. Cats' posts on Instagram would be the most fabulous feline photos you've ever seen, absolutely breathtaking and envy-inducing. Cats' posts on TikTok would be… well, cat videos, of course.

We gathered a sample of some cat posts they'd probably post, if only they had thumbs. And will. And the ability to type in English. But that's not a lot, right? It's just some simple steps cats need to take before completely dominating the entire world.

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So handsome, a true meowdel, ready for fall with a fashionable feline scarf. We'd hire him for all of our commercials… if we had any. Look at that purrfect cat face - how could he not model for a living?
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Safe for the cat, or safe for the hooman because this cat is mad? Couldn't tell. Really unclear. But just to be safe, as they say, maybe let the cat go? You might even want to give him the driver's seat and let him set the course… to the cat shop, to buy yummy cat treats, of course.
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25 Pawsitive Posts Your Cat Would Publish to Prove His Purrfection

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