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Gary - The Everyman
A jack of all trades, but a master of being average.
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Jimmy - The Jock
Jimmy has more jerseys than there are sports teams and the season tickets to match.
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Greg - The Odd Duck
Greg has a specific way of seeing the world. That way is often upside down translated into a language he invented.
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Kevin - The Loveable Screw-Up
He can't help but try and fail. You can't help but be charmed.
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Anton - The Party Animal
If Andrew W.K. were a golf ball, he would be Anton.
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Trevor - The Shy One
He's not uninterested, he just takes some time to get comfortable.
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Terrence - The Gym Rat
Terrence let's you know where he is on reps/shakes/AMRAP/burpees/metacons/asanas whether you ask him or not.
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Tran - The Artist
Constantly splattered in paint, you've never seen Tran actually paint... or stop staring at clouds.
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Darby - The Hypochondriac
Darby doesn't socialize much. He's got a constant thing in his throat.
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Bryce - The Stoner
Bryce is holding. You wanna?
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Marshall - The Fashionista
His haircuts cost more than your phone bill. His shirt budget is more than your rent. He also has a retail job.
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Peter - The Sycophant
"Stop asking if you can help me move, Peter. We know you have a truck."
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Thomas & Max - The Inseparable
These bosom buddies share everything. Which is fine because most other people don't want none.
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Dashel - The Karaoke Superstar
From Bowie to Beastie Boys, Dashel keeps the karaoke crowd on their feet.
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Diego - The Inscrutable
Who knows what Diego is thinking? The only thing you can know is that you'll never stop wondering.
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Clementine - The Chameleon
She can talk to anyone about anything and put everyone at ease. Pretty impressive for an inanimate object.
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Jerry - The Model
Where does he get the will power to look so good?
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You can't really pick wrong, because you're guaranteed a great friend
So which one are you?
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