"I question my love to you (that I professed just a few hours ago)."
No phone? No relationship.
Sometimes, it's unclear who your significant other actually is.
No, really, who are they?
Relationships can really knock your socks off sometimes.
If 60 years is your Diamond Anniversary, then what is two months? Aluminum? Granite?
Pluto would like to have a word with you.
I'll take the highway, thanks.
And I'll drive on that highway in my teal Volvo.
"What? I don't count?"
"A public social media network might interfere with my relationship? Whodathunk?"
They just weren't built to last.