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15 Examples of Why Facebook and Relationships Don't Mix

Hey! Hey! You know what would be an awesome idea? Let's take our relationship problems and (wait for it... here's the best part...) post them to a site where all of our friends and family can see them! Talk about a recipe for success!

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  • 1

    "I question my love to you (that I professed just a few hours ago)."

    Text - Jessica 3 hours ago via mobile Tonight I am spending quality time with me and my daughter and my man Aaron love you both so much xoxoxoxo with Aaron Like Comment Share 4 people like this. Evan every 3 months. 39 minutes ago Like 1 IDaaamn girl, you're worse than Taylor Swift. You're in love Jessica 6 minutes ago via mobile Like Who says I am in love Write a comment.... failbook.com
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  • 2

    No phone? No relationship.

    Text - DOK Boyfriend Girlfriend 9 minutes ago Well hope you're happy with your decision Like huh? Like 4 minutes ago You know ignoring me breaking up with me Like 3 minutes ago you broke up with me? Like 3 minutes ago No I didn't? Could you just answer me please:/ Like 3 minutes ago mps my phones not turning on :/ Like 2 minutes ago Were not broken Like Just now up are we:/ no why would we be? Like Just now m.facebook.com/134978468
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  • 3

    Sometimes, it's unclear who your significant other actually is.

    Text - <<Girlfriend Saturday at 8:04pm I love texting my boyfriend! :) <3 Like Comment and 7 others like this. Hmm... I don't remember getting any texts from you.. <Boyfriend Saturday at 8:29pm Like 32 Aww, I love texting youtoo :)<Apparent other Boyfriend Johann Saturday at 8:36pm Like 1 Dohann?! You're going out with ERE I THOUGHT WE W FRIENDS! Saturday at 8:56pm Like 2 START Johann EXPLAINING, BITCH Saturday at 11:08pm via mobile Like WHAT?1? |I THOUGHT YOU BROKE UP WITH5 Write a comment....
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  • 4

    No, really, who are they?

    Text - Haden Loves his new phone and can't wait to see my girl soon :) Like Comment Share 17 hours ago via mobile likes this. Taryn Can't wait to see you too boo 15 hours ago via mobile Like | Wow taryn I was talking about shelbie Haden 15 hours ago via mobile Like Taryn 13 hours ago via mobile Like oh... Ouch,,, okay Haden Yeah 13 hours ago via mobile Like Write a comment... failbook.com
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  • 5

    Relationships can really knock your socks off sometimes.

    Text - 8 hours ago near O via mobile do you want your socks back? You left my boyfriend. Hey them in my car while you were Like Comment 2 people like this. View 15 more comments failbook.com
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  • 6

    Or your hat...

    Text - February 2 guy in the green hat Like Comment 3 mmmmmmmmmmm<3 February 2 at 7:40am via mobile Like i have a green hat February 2 at 2:42pm Like no. February 2 at 3:01pm via mobile Unlike 1 Write a comment... failbook.com
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  • 7

    If 60 years is your Diamond Anniversary, then what is two months? Aluminum? Granite?

    Text - 2 months today, I love you babe so much I wunna grow old with you, you are my world, my life, my everything xo000000000000x-with at Tattoo Studio. Like Comment Share 45 minutes ago in
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  • 8

    "Oh and by the way..."

    Text - went from being "in a relationship" to "single." Like Comment 26 minutes ago So your dumping me?: failbook.comminites ann Iike
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  • 9

    Pluto would like to have a word with you.

    Text - 17 hours ago via Mobile Without my think I'd be chronically depressed This boy is fabulous and I love him to Pluto and back (see what did there cause Pluto doesn't exist so you just carry on going forever) Xoo000 Like Share 2 peoole like this. failbook.com
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  • 10

    I'll take the highway, thanks.

    Text - Katelyn 13 hours ago via mobile X It's my way or no way . Sorry , but that's just how I am . (; Like Comment land 10 others like this. Precious Zach Maybe that's why you're single 13 houre ann via mohila : Tiba 4 failbook.com
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  • 11

    And I'll drive on that highway in my teal Volvo.

    Text - my girlfriend thinks i'm going 2 the gym. what about yours? anyway i'll b behind @bestbuy in a teal volvo. xo Like Comment 26 minutes ago 2 people like this. t, i didn't mean to post this to facebook, does anyone know how to delete this from my phone ASAP???? 25 minutes ago Like Write a comment... failbook.com
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  • 12

    "What? I don't count?"

    Text - James Need a man in my life Like Comment 55 minutes ago via mobile Husband James Wtf 45 minutes ago via mobile Like 1 failbook.com
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  • 13

    "A public social media network might interfere with my relationship? Whodathunk?"

    Text - What happened to my relationship being between just me and my bf? Like Comment about an hour ago via mobile 3 people like this Do not let anyone run ur relationship about an hour ago via mobile Like Tell my mom that about an hour ago via mobile Like I thought it was friends about an hour ago via mobile Like Not ru relationship just asked a damn question about an hour ago via mobile Like anyones Mom Write a comment... failbook.com
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  • 14

    They just weren't built to last.

    Text - i am in love!!!!!) Like Comment 36 minutes ago likes this. now i am single : Like Comment 2 minutes ago
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