Salesman quits underpaid job, finds new use for business cards as he waits 6 hours for exit interview: 'I had nothing to do but wait'

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  • Last Day In The Office.

    I (29m) worked at a small company as a salesman for the better part of 4 years. As my sales went up my income went down due to restructuring etc. Meanwhile, my boss & I would butt heads pretty frequently but (somehow) not enough to get fired.
  • On my last day, they took my accounts away in the morning but wanted me to stay until 3 for an exit interview. I had already cleaned out my desk and legitimately had nothing to do but wait.
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  • There ended up being a box and a half of business cards left over (≈700) that I hid EVERYWHERE. I didn't leave stacks here or there. I hid every individual one. My bosses shades were up so I tucked close to 50 in between the shutters. When the shades close it will rain. I put them under peoples see through rubber mats for their chairs. I tucked them into unused rolls of paper towels so they fell one by
  • one when in the dispenser. We also had a small warehouse with hundreds of boxes. Every single open box ended up with my business card in them. They are hidden throughout the first aid kit, behind pieces of art on the wall, lining the conference room windows, you name it. They will be finding my cards for YEARS to come.
  • TLDR: Quit my job, spent final 6 hours of employment hiding 700 of my business cards through the office & warehouse on my last day.
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  • giveme25atleast Guess he did not want a reference.
  • OP WhisperinYoda Did the "butted heads to the point I'm surprised I didn't get fired" lead you to believe id ask for a reference from them?
  • atrocity2001 I printed and hid a bunch of labels that said "Fuck [company name]" and it still makes me giggle over ten years later.
  • OP WhisperinYoda
  • aharryh Fuck doing an exit interview - I would have just exited.
  • OP WhisperinYoda Exit interviews are a great way to fall on a sword for your coworkers.
  • Fun_Detective3720 I hope it did.
  • OP WhisperinYoda It did.
  • seven-cents I believe that they hid some cards, but I suspect a small amount of hyperbole in the numbers.
  • OP WhisperinYoda You ever seen a box of business cards? Do you realize how quickly you can walk down an aisle and just throw cards on to shelves of boxes at random? 30 seconds per card is rookie numbers. You just walk around and stick em wherever your arms can reach. Think under mouse pads, in drawers, lining windows with them. Again, 30 seconds per card is ridiculous.
  • seven-cents And not one person noticed you.. ok Yoda
  • OP WhisperinYoda Hybrid office. Bosses gone. Well liked amongst my peers. Believe it or not, it happened.
  • RJack151 That is one way to be remembered.
  • baka-tari You are a card carrying member of the pretty revenge society

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