A Gift of Memes to Open on Christmas Morning

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    A Wrong Turn Somewhere

    cap'n watsisname @capnwatsisname Me: did I pass? Driving instructor: *swimming away* no 5:44 PM - 20 Jun 19. Twitter for iPhone 1,002 Retweets 4,872 Likes 27 go
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    A$AP CURRY @lisa_curry Me: Time to relax and get into bed! The Internet: Wanna read something upsetting first? Me: Yes, obviously.
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    Vibe Check Failed

    bro let me out the vibes in here are notgood
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    Me, about to make an outrageous amount of spaghetti because I never know how much to cook. @jovialjennay
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    Someone Here Isn't A Person

    Seth @KingzNA How is the computer gonna ask me if I am a robot? Bitch you're a robot
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    Me: I'm gonna go for a nice relaxing drive Also me: 216-27
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    Uncouth

    People that use speakerphone in public This guy... this is not my kind of guy.
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    Watching people argue and fight over who farted and nobody suspects you
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    More Essential Oils

    Them: maybe a little lavender will reduce your stress Me:
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    Problems I should be dealing with Me, looking at memes
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    Terrible

    when you hear your own voice in a video
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    Me after inhaling all the products | mixed to wash the bathroom:
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    Brought It Upon Myself

    > Jenna Wheeler @jennnaaa_3 My toxic trait is subscribing to the email list for 10% off, not buying anything, then being mad when the company emails me constantly like I didn't do it to myself.
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    Me having breakfast in front of the cup that says "Laugh, dream, love":
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    Budget Decorating

    My wife told me, "Take $30 and buy a Christmas nativity scene. The rest you can spend in beer."
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    Me coming to work full of life and ready to succeed:
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    Sad Times

    Girl:I can't believe you didn't cry in Titanic! Do you have emotion? Have you ever cried? Me:
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    alex turntine @turntineforwhat just checked my bank account and while I see how this could be a cool feature, I do wonder if perhaps we could program it to read the room Your estimated net worth $1.76 Update and track your net worth with Wealth Plan and stay on top of your financial life. ? 3:26 PM 11/10/25 1.4M Views 136 17 2.5K Go to Wealth Plan 68K 1.1K
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    A Real Thing To Fear

    M @Love_bug1016 you don't scare me. you're not a can of biscuits i'm about to open. 8:08 PM 2020-12-20 Twitter for iPhone 233 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 637 Likes
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    selim @npcselim Unknown number calls and expects me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition mf. B 9:25 AM 11/9/25 2.8M Views 418 17 22K 198K ☐ 7.4K ↑
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    Mental Health Advice

    madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless Therapy: $195/hr Saying that's showbiz baby: free
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    We Have All Been Hello Kitty

    I think about this picture a lot honingpoes ORANGE JUICE Clear orange juice?! Oh, it's empty. jackanthonyfernandez Her stupid ass
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    Skiff @SkiffTalks Ive been killing it with older people lately. They'll ask "how's it goin?" So ill respond "another day" They'll say back "another dollar, right?" Then it hit them with a "hopefully more than one" And they're LOVING IT 9:01 AM 11/10/25 711K Views 100 17 3.5K 92K ☐ 5K 企
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    Those Crucial Times

    Jett @iky_fwjett The human brain is so fascinating, it operates 24/7 from the day we were born and only stops when you're writing an exam or talking to someone attractive 11:53 AM 11/9/25 2.2M Views • 403 tz 21K 202K ☐ 8.1K ↑
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    When your job asks for 'honest feedback' on any workplace issues. @officialworkmemes You can't handle the truth!

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