(After mom catches me in a contest to fit as much bubble gum in my mouth as possible) Mom: Do you know how embarrassing it would be for us if you died by choking on bubble gum? Dad: Or if you spontaneously combusted.
(After mom catches me in a contest to fit as much bubble gum in my mouth as possible) Mom: Do you know how embarrassing it would be for us if you died by choking on bubble gum? Dad: Or if you spontaneously combusted.