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“Go ahead and go to work, hooman. I will stay here, under the covers, taking a delightful doggo nap, for the entire day. I will stay here under this cozy blanket, like the good boy that I am. I won't even bark to wake up the neighbors. I will be sleeping right here… uh, I mean, I will make sure this bed is warm for you, for when you get back from work. Where you work extra hard to get a fat bonus, with which you could buy me lots of yummy treats. Like I deserve. Because I'm such a good boy. Now, off to work with you. I'm staying riiiiight here.”
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Super Corgi to the rescue! And to the steal-your-girl part, but that will happen after he goes to bite the ankles of all the bad guys, and after he borks them away back to where they came from. And also after everyone will finish telling him how much of a good boy he is for saving everyone. And after all the treats he will eat, you know, from the presents that he got for being such a good boy savior. Then, and only then, he will go and steal your girl.
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