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11 Brutal Roasts That Scorched People to the Core

These roasts didn't hold back!

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    Hair - Hambitious_flosser 1924 points 7 months ago Boy, would I want to be stranded in the desert with you.... Always know what time it is. permalink source save save-RES give gold hide child comments KUAST ME 60
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    Cap - VAUL-TEC HAWKS W WASRINGTON HUSKI1E 515 points 12 days ago H DNAtaurine If you ever forget your ruler on a test you can just use your chin as a straight edge. permalink source save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments
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    Identity document - AVANA tea. G T o Roast me H Pick Locks_Get_Money Verified Roastbee 748 points 27 days ago Not sure if a traditional nail filer will take care of those things, try scratching your forehead permalink source save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments
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    Selfie - Verified Roastee 1314 points 6 m H FlyLikeABrd Wow, a rare miss for Pixar. permalink source save save-RES give gold hide
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    Leg - POST ME 801 points 20 days ago HSTINKY_MAN12 Is that a real beard or did he just shave his asshole and glue the hair from that onto his face? permalink source save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments
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    Eyewear - AG 575 points 8 months ago HSaucyBannana Is the bigger nostril to help your coke habit? permalink source save save-RES give gold hide child co
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    Photo caption - ANTI SOCIAL SOCIAL R/roeste 794 points 7 days ago HSkunkito Your face looks like an old jewish man trapped in a condom. permalink source save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments
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    T-shirt - Kroast me Tor meaninaess indernet poins CASS TECH VIDEO OGAME CLUB H floofmoose Verified Roastee 817 points 14 days ago Looks like your console is the only thing you've ever turned on permalink source save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comm
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    Green - p E Fo r MATT als FLAG ROAST ME HSlimLovin 918 points 4 months ago Your hairline starts back where your career aspirations ended. permalink source save save-RES report give gold reply hide child commen
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    Blond - Hloastmet vaxtolla 376 points 9 days ago It's clearly not the first time you've stood ready to do business in a back alleyway. permalink source save save-RES report give gold reply
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    Arm - R/ROAStne H Jabronikenshin 724 points 20 days ago If this fucker climbed into a hot tub he'd start a grease fire. permalink source save save-RES report give gold reply hide child c
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