Woman names her cat "The Soaker" in her language, unknowingly creating a self-fulfilling pawphecy when he constantly gifts her toys he dips in the toilet: 'I've basically created a monster.'

Cats are weird little creatures, and yet here are - adoring their every whiskery weirdo deed.

As we should. Cats are to be worshiped, as the kings and queens they are, who rule our lives with an iron paw. Even medieval emperors adored their cats, so who are we to dispute that? But that doesn't change the fact that cats, these beings we admire so, are fluffing weirdos. They will literally scream on blank walls, try to parkour on your ceiling at odd hours of the night, and insist on napping on your laptop right when you have an important meeting (and let's see you dare to move them).

But let's see if your cat, who's definitely weird in their own way, beats the complete coo-cooness of this one. He dips his cat toys in the toilet water. But wait, there's more! This is, most definitely, done in good faith. No, it's not that the cat thinks the toys are dirty - he gives them as moist gifts to his stunned human, delivering them right on her bed. Thoughtful. And you think she just accepts it? This human tried everything to stop this strange gift-giving from happening to no avail.

You have to see it to believe it. But what we always know, with seeing or not, is that cats are weird. So, so, so weird. But honestly? We wouldn't have them any other way.

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Look, we're not saying that seeing this cat stare and “marinate” his toys in the toilet isn't a strange sight to behold - we're only saying that if it's documented, it means the human who took the pictures has seen this done enough times for them to not even be phased anymore. She was ready. She knew this was coming, because she had already gone through it all - probably started by finding wet cat toys on her bed, thinking “What in the world?!”, then following her kitten's weird fascination with the toilet, only to find him in the act. And now?> She was ready with a camera… as anyone else would do, being in her shoes, we're sure.
Just look at this little rascal, this adorable criminal, this cute boi just minding his own business (even if the business is dubious and not recommended as a hobby by literally anyone). This phenomenon might be beyond our understanding, like a supernova in space - but as that, we stare in awe and admiration because how can we even start to comprehend what we're looking at.
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We can see in our mind's eye his cats meowing:
"I baptize you in the name of the Human, and of the Cat, and of the Holy Water".
A very moving purrayer, indeed.
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Being happy that your cat dips their toys in their water bowl and not in the toilet is like being happy for the least of two evils. Like, oh well, at least you have to deal with changing the water in their bowl more often and not with… whatever the people in the other option have to deal with.
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