31 Memes to Placate the Voices

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  • 01

    They Are Noisy

    I don't have two wolves in my head. I have these lil guys. O
  • 02

    Time It Right Please

    deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don't wanna work all f day just to come home and get nuked
  • 03

    Identity Shift

    genderbongconforming DRIVER LICENSE Tennessee THE VOLUNTEER STATE NOT FOR FEDERAL IDENTIFICATION DL NO DOB EXP 07/24/2028 iss 07/24/2020 CLASS D END NONE USA TN REST 01 F HGT 5'-03" EYES BRO A woman is stunned when her new driver's license came back with a picture of an empty chair this is absolutely sending me yeltsinsstar Interesting way to discover that you're a vampire
  • 04

    A Thing Of Beauty

    This is a monument to potatoes. It is the best monument in Boston. POTATOES POTATO POTATO POTATOES POTATO POTATO POTATOES POTATO POTATO POTATO POTATOES POTATO POTATO POTATO
  • 05

    Dangerous Party Favor

    mj @maurajbg. 1d My boyfriend bought 10 pounds of confiscated knives from the TSA and they are now the party favors for his birthday party ΠΕΛ Aquyos 000
  • 06

    A Wild Disguise

    TH MASK
  • 07

    Last Minute Drama

    Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix When a coworker is leaving the company and the goodbye card gets passed around I always sign it, "I am so sad to see you go. I've always had a huge crush on you" but without signing a name.
  • 08

    Look Of Betrayal

    nelrup 15h Do you have photographic evidence of your cat judging you? Can we see it? 1/2 606 Q1K thisone Overhere 22 9h 10 This was right after we told them we were adopting a puppy Book Sag First N
  • 09

    Yay, Horseys

    sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social me *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses
  • 10

    Clean Greeting

    High Five 50% less bacteria than a handshake Fist Bump 78% less bacteria than a handshake Sweep The Leg 100% less bacteria than a handshake
  • 11

    Always With The Distractions

    ا حول @Idgafwarvet Men be like I don't have time for a relationship then watch a 50 minute youtube documentary on salt Eddie @ed_fromNW What's that doc called?
  • 12

    We Don't Appreciate What We've Got

    Me when a photo is taken: "ew I look terrible" Me looking at that same photo years later: "that was the best I have ever looked"
  • 13

    It'll All Be Different

    pris @pwiscila [Lying awake in bed at 11 PM] Tomorrow I'm going to change completely
  • 14

    It's All Thrills

    Thursday Friday Saturday 1 2 Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Notes November 2013 12 A BASKE 5 6 512 7 8 9 10 Six Dj 23 Married life is pure excitement... 27 18 19 0 24 25 Notes 26 Owe 16 20 21 22 23 Ham ques 27 28 29 30 21 Ham Expires 22 28 29 boredpanda.com
  • 15

    Like Spinach

    oneawkwardmom 12m Me: *poking my emotions with a stick* it'll all cook @oneawkwardmom down.
  • 16

    Hee Hee

    my new puppies don't listen to commands but they do laugh at all of my jokes
  • 17

    They Never Get It Right

    B starbucks barista: order for cathy lou cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me OMWTFYS
  • 18

    You're Telling Me

    111 WARNING: THIS TOY IS A CHOKING HAZARD
  • 19

    Squinting At The Menu

    CURS LOCDS TACKS "how bad is your eye sight" me:
  • 20

    Full Of Secrets

    lymphonodge me when im a small but knowing clown
  • 21

    Epic Slip Up

    joji @jojipaints my coworker said "bequeefed" instead of "bequeathed" on a company-wide call and I... I just... I've never been happier
  • 22

    Everything Stays The Same

    It's 2003. People are wearing huge pants. Noah Wyle stars in a hit medical drama on TV. The US is waging war in the Middle East. It's 2026. People are wearing huge pants. Noah Wyle stars in a hit medical drama on TV. The US is waging war in the Middle East. TREV LEWIS C
  • 23

    She's Angry

    Therapist: You're so angry. You need to get in touch with you inner child. My inner child
  • 24

    The Tastiest Game

    I love board games, especially the ones where you arrange cheese and meat and crackers and grapes and then eat it. I'm so good at that one.
  • 25

    Too Lustful

    Me getting kicked out of heaven after recommending the male angels wear grey sweatpants
  • 26

    Hanging Out All The Time

    redstonedust Jul 27, 2025 ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
  • 27

    Always Free To Hate

    Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites the thing about me is that i am ready to hate anyone's boyfriend at a moment's notice. i need approximately zero seconds to prepare. literally just lmk
  • 28

    It's Grim Out There

    aropride Follow Dec 4, 2022 "never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm 175,371 notes D
  • 29

    Put It Off

    AROMA looks like a problem for tomorrow
  • 30

    So Pretty

    me anytime the moon is out +
  • 31

    He's Trying

    Lies. There's something inspiring happening behind the curtain. Come back and see soon! IKEA Blue Bin @BlueBin7 Im doing my best :( ☐

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