Wealthy Young Woman Shares Stories About Her Huge ‘Unhinged’ Family, from a Groom Running Off With the Bride’s Brother to a Toothpaste Ad Gone Wrong

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  • We live on what people in our city call the "rich street." Not like billionaire rich or anything, but liiike... definitely well-off. Big houses, nice cars, that kind of vibe. My family alone is already a whole crowd.
  • - There are eight kids – three sisters and four brothers, and I'm somewhere in the middle. If you add my parents and my grandparents, that's twelve people living in the same house. Yeah... twelve
  • My grandfather on my dad's side made pretty good money when he was younger, so he built up a decent fortune, and my dad also did really well for himself because he used to be a government minister. My grandma used
  • to be a pretty well-known model in our city and a couple nearby towns back in the day, and now she works together with my mom. My mom is a photographer and collaborates with different brands and stuff. So we're
  • not billionaires or anything crazy like that, but our family income is definitely above average and we live comfortably. Our house is big enough for all twelve of us, we have a huge backyard, and that backyard connects to the
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  • backyard of the house next door where my mom's brother lives with his six kids, my grandma on my mom's side, and recently the sister of his wife moved in with them too. So yeah... between the two houses it's basically a
  • small village of relatives Everyone on our street knows us because we're always outside, kids running around, barbecues, family gatherings, loud conversations across the fence... the whole thing.
  • The neighbors are friendly with us but they also think our family is kinda unhinged - in a good way. And honestly there are reasons for that. Let's start with my second oldest brother, Eric. He got married to a girl and then
  • on the literal day of the wedding he ran off with. her younger brother. Yep. Like... actually left the country with him. Completely cut off contact with our family and friends.
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  • And obviously that story couldn't stay secret because basically the whole neighborhood was at that wedding sooo yeah... everyone knows. Then there's my twin sister. We went to the same school, same class, and
  • we look sooo similar that if we wore the same clothes people could barely tell us apart. Everyone constantly said we looked like two drops of water. Apparently she got sooo tired of hearing that that one day she came home from
  • dance practice looking like a completely different person. Turns out she took money from our dad's office without asking and spent it on a... let's call it a very dramatic makeover
  • She got hair extensions down to her knees, injected something into her cheekbones to make them more defined, got huge lip fillers, massive eyelash extensions, and shaved off her eyebrows.
  • But the craziest part? She dyed the extensions bright neon lime green. Like... BRIGHT green. Hair down to her bot. Huge lips. Giant lashes. No eyebrows. When we saw her at dinner that night the entire house just went silent and
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  • then exploded. Nobody even cared about the money she took — - everyone was just staring at her face like WHATTHEHELL did you do The next day she walked down our street looking like that and of
  • course everyone saw it, but people were polite enough not to say anything. This was years ago though, and eventually she removed the extensions, her natural blonde came back, and somehow the fillers
  • disappeared too (I have no idea how that stuff works lol). But back then she definitely caused some chaos. Next comes my youngest brother. He's 14 now - puberty, hormones, teenage stupidity, the usual stuff. I get it because
  • I was like that too... but the stuff he does is on another level This happened. literally last week. My grandma on my mom's side picked him up from soccer practice together with two of our cousins.
  • On the way home she stopped at a gas station to get coffee and left the boys in the car for a few minutes. When she came back... her entire car was covered in stickers of male and female . And they had written a bunch
  • of dirty phrases all over the windows. For context, my grandma drives a purple Dodge Charger, and my brother had been begging her all winter to let him drive it to soccer practice once spring came.
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  • She told him she'd think about it... well the second she saw what they did to her car that decision was made instantly She had to drive home like that through our entire neighborhood and people are still laughing about it.
  • And finally my favorite story from about three years ago. My uncle - my mom's brother - decided to appear in a commercial for toothpaste. He has veneers and thought his perfect white smile would be perfect for advertising.
  • whitening toothpaste. The photoshoot went great, he saw the preview pictures and loved them, sooo he was just chilling and waiting for the final result. Then about a week later a giant billboard with his face appeared right on our
  • street. The problem? The designer added some weird warm filter to the photos... which made his teeth look extremely yellow Like imagine a toothpaste ad about whitening teeth and the guy in the ad looks like he
  • hasn't brushed in ten years. My uncle was sooo embarrassed that for two weeks he literally went jogging at night so nobody would see him outside.
  • Eventually he managed to get the posters taken down, but our family still laughs about it. So yeah... that's my weird family ✔ But weird in a good way.
  • I'm part of this circus too, and despite all the chaos none of our stories have ever turned into anything. criminal... just a lot of ridiculous family legends.

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