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23 Severely Brutal Roasts That Destroyed Their Targets

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    Text - ROAST HIM 20 and dying of cancer at the reddit HQ, had lunch with Spez, please tear me a new one! (imgur.com
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    Design - ROAST /a/chrisbeta1l
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    Text - HEvanMaclan 3276 points 18 days ago I'm sorry man, I can't bring myself to roast you. At least not when a crematorium will do it for me in a few months.
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    Text - Me and my friend got cheated on by our wives. Make us feel loved. (Lredd.it)
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    Forehead - R ROASTME
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    Text - H BlazingGhost26 2715 points 1 day The one on the right looks like Great Value brand John Cena
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    Text - H tristanjones 2013 points 1 day Let us know who wins the awkward wrestle for 'not bottom
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    Text - none of my siblings are home to bully me so bring it (Lredd.it)
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    Face - Ro or är röda vi ler är bla
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    Text - Verified Roastee H sgtjkr1 ago 4708 points 17 days I always wondered what the little piggy that stayed home looked like.
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    Text - 23 year old southern dwarf who lives the midgelife... keep calm and hold my balls
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    Vehicle - Me
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    Text - 2911 points 18 days ago HLiquor_Bush I bet you meet a lot of dickheads being a dwarf and all.
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    Text - 2239 points 18 days ago HMrWizzzle Hot Wheels for scale!
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    Text - 945 points 18 days ago HNahAnyway O P'll bet you're a real down to earth guy.
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    Text - HSkipperBiff 1784 points 18 days ago Get back to work, you have three days left finish building those toys!
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    Text - This dude actually came to school wearing all this voluntarily do what ever you can to demolish the tiny sliver of self respect he has left
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    Green - Supply and Demand Oast Tme
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    Text - H CoolStoryMoe 01003 points 25 days ago And like a real Christmas tree, you will spend the rest of your life in the trash
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    Text - My dad turned out to be gay after being married to my mom for 25 years. Roast me better than my dad roasted my family. (Lredd.it
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    Circle - MEN r/Roasthe
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    Text - HCelt 208 Verified Roastee 4248 points 6 days ago I mean can you blame him the only thing he got from fucking women was you.
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    Text - Turning 50! Roast me.
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    Face - ROAST ME
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    Text - H AmericanlMG I see you finally escaped from the centaurs. 1040 points 2 days ago
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    Outerwear
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    Text - This is my sister. She's a stage management major at Webster University. Roast away.
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    Eyewear - r/ROAST ME
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    Text - H Physalia-Physalis 3414 points 12 days ago Looks like Stewie from Family Guy after his transition
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    Text - 1050 points 12 days ago H crawis84 1 Next on time on fake taxi...
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    Text - Ukrainian 18 year old , single virgin
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    Student - RAealHe
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    Text - H Reviile erified Roastee 1452 points 27 days ago Is the side profile hiding what appears unibrow?
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    Text - H ashdoc_19970 1028 points 27 days ago Shouldn't you be fighting for your country to still be called Ukraine
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    Text - 17, plays bass, drums, and piano. Accidently shot a hole in my wall with my gun. Do your worst. (redd.it)
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    Hair - URNO JM BEA OCONUT APPLE ASTES OUR OF ASTATI MAcastme
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    Text - HNittanySteve 2098 points 29 days ago Who the fuck keeps Angry Orchard and Heineken as a trophy?
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    Text - | 125 points 29 days Hmanicmidwestern ago First. You look like jay and silent Bob's love child with downs. Second, your "collection" is just trash on a shelf. Third, you get a lot of time to practice music when nobody wants to be around you. Fourth, you have peaked, it's all getting worse for your life from here. Fifth, Your trailer queen mom wasn't pissed about the hole in the wal. She was pissed because of the way you turned out. Try to learn a fucking useful skill you deadbeat. Put any
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    Text - Hey, guys. I'm Matt. I'm from LA. Hope you're all having a nice day:) I think I'm a 7, not a Virgin, and just a good guy.
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    Forehead - We've got your shirt, www.in-N-Out.com.au e rest. PIReastae
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    Text - H Tekkenmonster36 3903 points 21 days ago Just reading your title makes me want to friendzone you
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    Text - Hey friends. My name is Dave.
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    Barechested - Me
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    Text - H Dan-68 days ago 3rd King of the Roas 2530 points 14 You forgot to say how many days you've been sober.
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    Text - H BurntChryslerls Fat 1137 points 14 days ago This is the guy who goes on naked and afraid just to finally see a naked girl.
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    Text - 17, dumb asian loves white boys-roast her harder than her parents (Lredd.it)
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    Leg - rNOashme
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    Text - 2450 points 20 days ago H ArthurPhillipDANK2 "dumb asian loves white boys" sounds like my last pornhub search
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    Text - HRaspykibbles 849 points 20 days ago You're the reason the Beatles broke up.
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    Text - Bouncer from down under, gimme your best shot (Lredd.it)
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    White-collar worker - SECURITY Roastle
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    Text - HSkipperBiff 813 points 10 days ago Chasing unruly children from the playground and into your van, does not make you bouncer.
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    Text - H thefall3k1095 points 10 days ago I legitimately thought all Aussies were cool, hip and generally attractive , until I saw this post
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    Text - 18 Y/o student from Denmark. New on Reddit... I recently got my hair done and I don't know how to feel about it... roast me.. (redd.it )
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    Hair - ROAST ME
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    Text - 3974 points 11 days ago H rubbernecker12794 Your nose has a nose
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    Text - H clevernamesarehard points 11 days ago Verified Roastee 107 Wtf is that hanging off of your chin?
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    Text - Make me hate myself more than I already do (: (Lredd.it)
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    Beauty - Roast Me
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    Text - H parmigiano-reggiano 215 points 15 days ago You're unhappy
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    Text - H86Blue 2113 points 15 days ago Showing cleavage isn't going to distract us from the train wreck that is your face
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    Text - My boyfriend plays WoW all day and is a data center technician... Rrroast him!
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    Glasses - RRost Me
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    Text - H pacmanic 861 points 23 days ago The only rack you've seen is in that data center.
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    Text - Last Place in Fantasy Football. Show no mercy. (Lredd.it)
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    Barechested
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    Text - H HeroDeGames 1696 points 9 days ago Tattoos say tough guy, muscle tone says coma patient
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    Text - H Mirroredun points 9 days ago Verified Rosstee 281 Straight outta chemo!
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    Text - Third wheeling at an art gallery. Do your worst (
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    Illustration - ARARONSTME
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    Text - HBeaversandDucks 2015 233 points 3 days ago Your hairlines needs those eyebrows back.
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    Text - HYourPrivateNightmare 1149 points 3 days ago that painting looks genuinely upset to be next to you
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    Text - Just try it, I'm sure I've heard it before. 99.8 attendance at school and I don't even know what this girlfriend thing people talk about is (Lredd.it)
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    Sky - me /roast PE No MORE FORCE YCKES TACO TESMYS INTHE GALLEY
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    Text - H PM TIT_PICS01152 points 1 month ago Your life must be less exciting than the life of an NPC if you're including your attendance at school in your title.
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    Text - This is my first time. Please be gentle. (Lredd.it
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    Smile - VRoastme
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    Text - 2437 points 28 days ago negative-nancie body of a 40 year old male, head of a 6 year old kid
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    Head
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    Text - H TaterDiscombobulator 1311 points 28 days ago Your face looks like when you see your reflection in a spoon
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    Text - My grandma says I'm good looking. Let's do this! Lredd.it)
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    Hair - r/Roast He
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    Text - H LushCosmicParadise 2556 points 1 day ago She's just being nice to you so you don't steal her medicine.
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    Text - H Thatguy755 1301 points 1 day a Is your grandma a horse trainer?
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    Text - 771 points 1 day ago Hstankape83 Its time to put grandma in a home
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    Text - Self proclaimed "bball king". Destroy him. (Lredd.it)
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    Job - 4IFF SAVE roastme
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    Text - 1595 points 26 days ago H Thepalerhorse Your forehead looks like a Nestle Crunch bar.
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    Text - H DerFluffy 1008 points 26 days ago King my ass. He took so many L's out there, it's carved into that haircut
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    Text - 909 points 26 days ago H toeragportal9 Your head is missing a Tetris block.

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