Boss hosts an Employee Appreciation Pizza Party to announce that all raises are postponed, but it backfires as workers realize the irony: 'Why's everybody leaving?'

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  • Coworkers enjoying a pizza party before their boss breaks the news.
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  • So for context, mid- sized company, been here just over two years, fairly standard corporate culture, the kind of place that puts "people first" in its mission statement and means it about 60% of the time.
  • Last Friday they announced an Employee Appreciation Day for the following week, catered lunch, a few activities, an early finish.
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  • Honestly people were cautiously optimistic. The day itself started fine. There was a decent spread of food, someone had organised a few lighthearted games in the breakout area and for the first hour or so there was a genuine buzz about the place that you don't normally get on a Tuesday.
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  • Employees at a company run pizza party.
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  • Then came the speeches. The CEO got up and started talking about how much the company values its people, how far we've all come, how proud he is of the culture we've built together.
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  • Standard stuff. And then, almost as an aside, he mentioned that in light of current market conditions the company would be pausing all salary reviews for the foreseeable future.
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  • Boss giving a thumbs up to his workers.
  • Just like that. In the middle of the appreciation speech. Surrounded by balloons. The silence was something I won't forget quickly.
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  • Someone near me actually put their fork down. What followed was this deeply uncomfortable hour where everyone was sort of expected to carry on enjoying the festivities while processing the news that the raises they'd been working toward and in some cases banking on, weren't coming.
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  • The early finish suddenly felt a lot less like a gift and considerably more like a consolation prize.
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  • The next morning the office atmosphere was noticeably different. Quieter, more guarded, a few pointed conversations happening in corners.
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  • The cruel irony is that before that announcement, people were actually having a good time. It probably would have landed so much better as a genuine gesture if they'd just kept it simple and said nothing.
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  • Has anything like this happened at your company? How did people react?
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  • Frankjc3rd Boss: Why's everybody leaving? Staff: Remember when you made that announcement at the appreciation day, that is why!
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  • kylecorkum It's the pizza party meme
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  • Hardworking Underpaid Employees Pizza Party! Managers
  • TheHadMatter 10 The appreciation day was supposed to be the compensation for no raises. They literally threw a pizza party in lieu of increasing salary. I am not sure if I should be outraged or applaud their audacity.
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  • OP TopsyBella Honestly you're probably completely right and that reframing just made it so much worse. Outraged at the nerve but almost reluctantly impressed by the sheer boldness of it - both feels appropriate here.
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  • HighGuard 1212 Time to find a new place to work
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  • Regular_Giraffe_1879 It makes you wonder how much all the pizza, games and balloons cost the company. They could have taken that money and divided it between the employees. Even if it was $50. It would have demonstrated they were trying.
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  • zoeydoberdork Everyone would have appreciated the afternoon off instead of this nonsense
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