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There are cats. And then there are tuxedo cats. And the difference, much like the difference between a Tuesday and a board meeting, is entirely a matter of presentation and attitude.
Tuxedo cats did not choose the formal life. The formal life chose them. They arrived into this world already wearing the most distinguished outfit nature has ever produced, crisp white bib, immaculate black coat, paws that look like they were dipped in the finest ivory, and they have been conducting themselves accordingly ever since. These are not cats who knock things off tables for fun. These are cats who review your decisions, find them lacking, and communicate their assessment through sustained, unblinking eye contact.
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The tuxedo cat does not clock in. The tuxedo cat was already here when you arrived, has already assessed the situation, and has some thoughts about the way you've been handling things that it will share with you when it's ready and not a moment before.
They are, without question, the most purrfessional animals on the planet. The posture alone communicates a level of executive presence that most humans spend entire careers trying to develop. Sitting upright, chin slightly elevated, gaze fixed on something in the middle distance that apparently requires serious contemplation, that's not a cat waiting to be fed. That's a cat in the middle of a very important internal meeting and you have interrupted it.
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Do not, however, make the mistake of confusing professional with unapproachable. The tuxedo cat has a well-documented weakness and that weakness is snacks. The moment food enters the equation, the entire corporate facade comes down. The CEO becomes a kitten. The sustained eye contact becomes wide-eyed anticipation. The dignified silence becomes a sound that can only be described as aggressively enthusiastic. Negotiations are always open if treats are on the table.
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They also have a soft spot for a good nap in a sunbeam, which is not a character flaw but rather evidence of excellent time management. Work hard, rest harder. The tuxedo cat understood work-life balance before it was a concept. These 28 cats came dressed, came prepared, and came ready to run things. The least you can do is show up on time. Dress code is formal. Obviously.
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