Sorcery Memes for Wizards Who Aren't Afraid of Black Magic

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
Jun 2, 2026 3:45 PM EDT

Abracadabra, alacazam!

Magic is real. The realness of magic is entirely based on whether you believe in it or not. If you genuinely think that your day is going to turn out well, and you put that feeling out into the universe, the chances that you're going to have a good day increase. If that's not magic, then I don't know what is. 

A lot of magicians want something a little bit more than the power of positive thinking on their side. They want to influence the universe more than EDMR ever could! They want to predict the future by looking into their glass orb, and wear ornate robes from the Middle Ages! If that's the kind of wizard that you aspire to be, these magical memes might just make your day.

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  • unread book unread unread book book unread unread book book
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    It will take a serious magic trick to get me to read all of the books that I haven't read on my shelf right now. 

  • Left At London @LeftAtLondon Normal 70s bands: oh yeah tonight, woman♫ Rush: I BE WARY OF THE WIZARDO HE'LL SHRINK YOUR FINGERS WIF YOU INSULT HIM♪♪ *ten min bass solo* 5/19/17, 1:30 PM
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    I appreciate Rush for warning me about the wizard, because I don't want to get my fingers shrunk anytime soon

  • AGES 4&UP TAR The Cave $599 US 99 Used Toy 2 100000 247899 Ages 5 and Up ⚫ The Cave 99 Used Toy $19.99 100000 000524 ASK ME HE TALKING ELECTRONIC WIZARD! is ves o is my answer! Yes it is certar Do we Zthink it is p It is certain It is no he going to...7 an we...? answer! he...? hink not! Certain TM It Sismis IS Jes Ye Will ASK MERLINO Push Button and MERLIN WILL ANSWER! The Cave $299 Used Toy BUY SELL T VINTAGE NO. 8412 Ask a Question, Push the Button and MERLIN WILL ANSWER YOU! Batteries Includ
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    What would you ask Merlin first?

  • The doordash delivery guy complained about tip I gave him so I trapped him within my crystal මෙහි
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    Don't mess with anyone who goes to the crystal store on a regular basis!

  • When they think you're just a lvl 2 Wizard but they don't know your lvl 5 druid buddy has hit you with 3480 enchantments
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    They're in for a big suprise.

  • Cheezburger Image 10635622144
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    Who up pondering they orb?

  • ORBERING MY POND
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    That pond sure looks orb-tastic! 

  • These things are important, but they are not the point. The point is to live, and these things should help us do that, not isolate us more.
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    If you're using magic not to live life to the fullest, and only using it to make things "easier," you're doing it wrong!

  • DON'T LISTEN TO THE BAD WIZARD BOOKS MALE WITCHES ARE CALLED WITCHES FEMALE WIZARDS ARE CALLED WIZARDS IT'S YOUR JOB NOT YOUR GENDER imgflip.com
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    J.K. Rowling, this meme is for you!

  • WHO PONDERS THEIR ORB AT 3AM? OH BOY 3AM!
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    There is no better time to ponder the orb!

  • So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
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  • I deliberatley opened a tome filled with cursed arcane knowledge, and now I am cursed. How could this be happening to me??
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    He doesn't deserve this!!! He didn't do anything wrong!!!

  • I CAST Your wifi Connected, no Internet
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    I would love to cast this spell.

  • GIRLS: Orbs are sooo ad-ORB-able! OMG! LOL! TRUE! I love orbs! WIZARDS:
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    All looking, no talking. 

  • Hornet018 @AlimationsX 15h Wait you can erase an entire solid color? 6 27 75 Porkchawp @Porkchawp_ · 13h Bro has never heard of the magic wand tool 1 121 ↑ Hornet018 @AlimationsX -Wizards making fun of me at the sorcery club
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    Only wizards and photoshop users can erase an entire solid color. 

  • YES... HA HA HA... YES!
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    You can even ponder your orb through the window, peeping Tom style!

  • STOP DIETING START CASTING SPELLS 55 @the_silly wizard
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    Magic can solve all of your problems with your body.

  • quick. no time to explain, drink this potion BLACK BOX PREMIUM WINES Cabernet Sauvignon CHILE 70 EST COMPLEXERTED BY A DEEP, AND LONE WITH LINGERI NOTES OF BEAMY 500 mL - 3x1.6x. SERVINGS
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    Trust me, bro! 

  • Cheezburger Image 10635626240
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  • 00000 00000 000 00000 000xx LLPOWER-- 0000000 00000 00000000 ESSENCE 000 • PERSONAL CONTED -EXPERIENCESE Toes VIVAL 0x000 0000 00000 -ADDITIONAL ABILITIES WAR 000000 cxxxxxx DO 10000000 "The wizard places a chalice on the table, filled with a strange, smoking liquid. He cautions that this potion is incredibly danger-" "I knock it over."
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    Cats get in the way of magic

  • SUMMONING A POWERFUL BEAST TO HELP ME TRAVEL THROUGH THE DANGEROUS LANDS (GETTING A BUS) made with mematic
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    Buses are the dragons of modern times

  • My favourite spell? Hmm, probably nothing you've ever heard of. And if i told you what it was you wouldn't be able to find its spellbook anyway And if you did find its spellbook you wouldn't understand the ancient language it's written in And if you did understand it, you'd just teach a bunch of goblins and they'd ruin it @the_silly wizard
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    I would not do well dealing with guys like this in Medieval times.

  • Cheezburger Image 10635628544
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    Pondering my borb.

  • ANY WIZARD BORN AFTER THE FOURTH AGE CAN'T CAST ALL THEY KNOW IS RUNES, PONDER THEY ORB, READ SCROLL, EAT STRANGE HERB, AND LIE
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    What good is sorcery if you can't cast any spells?

  • @the_silly_wizard Should the government be mandated to provide you a wizard hat and orb? 2.1K views 45 2 Share Audio
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    100% yes. 

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