32 Siamese Cats Worst Pictures Proving the Most Beautiful Cat Breed is Still a Total Derp

Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor

Jun 20, 2026 8:45 AM EDT

After seeing these pictures, we officially petition to rename the Siamese cat breed to Sillymese.

If you thought of Siamese cats as majestic, princely, exotically beautiful, or even as photogenic cats - we think you've got it all wrong. Well, not all, Siamese cats are truly beautiful, that's for sure. But they have such a well-hidden derpy side that people who have never had a Siamese resident cat will never understand. We've also never raised a Siamese cat child, but luckily for us, the people over at the r/Siamesecats community agreed to expose the truth that Siamese cats' DNA is actually made of 50% silly, 40% disassembled body parts, 10% rolled-over poses, and 200% derp.

It's always surprising to learn that something you thought of as so majestic and pristine is actually the epitome of whackadoodlery. It's a "never meet you heroes" sort of situation, but with the one big difference of cats - we'd always want to meet cats. It doesn't matter how silly cats are, how derpy they look, and how whacky they behave like - we would always want to meet cats. Even in their online form of a silly series of pictures full of cat derp.

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Bllblblbllllblblbblll

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So majestic.
02
Stare into your soul

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He's seeing… things.
03
Prime meme material

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Hunting a piece of string, we see.
04
Shake, shake, shake

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Actually a good action shot.
05
Vampurr

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Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
06
The derp is strong in this one

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Such a precious little derp.
07
Mid-bite pictures are the worst

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Can't nom in peace.
08
A literal demon

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Who summoned him?
09
He sees sounds

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He hears the future. He smells your thoughts. His head is empty until all the brain cells return from the war.
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Why do cats do that?

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We mean the "must touch the surface with hind legs while lying on the back, hunting a motionless toy".
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Pixelated, both in picture and in thought

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Zero thoughts and zero chill.
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Laughing at nothing

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Only crazy people laugh to themselves randomly.
13
She's beauty, she's not grace

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She'll lick you in the face.
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Sir, that's a hill of fur

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So triangle.
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Boomer selfie on Facebook

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The silliest picture genre out there.
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So focused...

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Can't he have a little privacy over here?
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Who dares wake the derp?

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It's better be news about snacks.
18
Nose close-up alert

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These whiskered antennas, though…
19
Nom nom nom

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We hope it's tasty.
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NOM

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We hope this is tasty as well.
21
This is a man, alright

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Sitting on the couch watching a game, probably.
22
The purrfect place for a shower

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No work for that human now.
23
Arrrrgh that's a monsterrrr

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So cute, we're intimidated.
24
"Dad, stooooop!"

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That feeling when the old aunt at the family BBQ grabs your cheeks and kisses you with lipstick and says you've grown so much even when you're 26.
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Gargoyle

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Guarding the gates of heck.
26
17th century nobleman

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The king. The absolute king of all absolute units.
27
Relatable sentiment

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So smol and so derpy.
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Why do they sit like this?

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So weird.
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The phaaaaaaaaantom of the opera is hereeeeeeee

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Meow meow, meow meow.
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Just... look

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Look into those big, dumb eyes.
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Hissterical

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We're laughing so hard here.
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Why? WHY do they sit like this?

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Who assembled this IKEA siamese cat incorrectly?