25 Times People Broke Up With Their Partner For The Dumbest Yet Most Understandable Reasons Ever

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  • 01
    Product - She put mustard on her fries by applying to her hand first and then rubbing it all over the fries. Then she licked the mustard off her hand.
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  • 02
    Astronaut - She didn't believe in the moon landing.
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  • 03
    Facial expression - Every time I yawned she thought it hilarious if she stuck her finger in my open mouth.
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  • 04
    Food - SHE PRONOUNCED IT "COLD SLAW."
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  • 05
    Natural foods - SHE ATE HER PEAS ONE AT TIME. ONE AT A TIME!
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    Text - Pair Nogk 2 MIMOSA SANTAL JASMIN Pa ESE He had a deodorant JASMIN A TAL clump in his armpit hair. ATAL MEPUSV yavun de PrOVRnce
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    Fork - She ate a chicken drumstick with a fork. And a t-bone steak with her hands.
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  • 08
    Extinction - She walked like a T. Rex.
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  • 09
    Text - How the hell l we wind up ike this? She had Nickleback lyrics tattooed on her back.
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  • 10
    Dish - SHE REFUSED TO EAT ANYTHING BESIDES CHICKEN NUGGETS AND FRENCH FRIES. NO SUBSTITUTIONS.
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  • 11
    Chin - ONE DAY I REALIZED SHE LOOKED LIKE PAUL DANO AND I COULDN'T UNSEE IT
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  • 12
    Smoked salmon - He pronounced the "I" in salmon.
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  • 13
    Text - It was four days before my birthday and she said she was going to get me a gift. I knew I couldn't break up with her for at least 30 days after accepting her gift and wasn't willing to make a 34-day commitment to the relationship.
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  • 14
    Output device - WHEN SHE WATCHED SHOWS ON THE DVR SHE WOULDN'T FAST FORWARD THROUGH THE COMMERCIALS SHARP
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  • 15
    Club chair - He told me I was in his cat's chair.
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  • 16
    Clothing - He wore jean shorts.
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  • 17
    Soil - Someone in my life died, and she said, "I'm sorry for your lost."
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  • 18
    People in nature - I looked at him, really looked at him from a distance, and realized that his head was just waaaay too big for his body.
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  • 19
    Face - She had a mole on her eyelid. Every time I kissed her I saw it when was leaning in. I started having dreams that the mole was talking to me.
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  • 20
    Facial expression - She was the loudest eater ever met. She constantly chewed with her mouth open and smacked her lips. God forbid if she really liked it, then there came a litany of "mmm" and "nom"s as well. It was like dating the f* *king cookie monster.
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  • 21
    Cutlery - She held her fork overhanded, as in the shovel technique. You can't take someone like that anywhere.
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  • 22
    Food - She wouldn't eat scalloped potatoes because she didn't eat seafood.
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  • 23
    Food - She poured her milk first, then the cereal in bowl.
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  • 24
    Food - She always smelled like peanut butter even though she never ate it.
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  • 25
    Text - SHE PUT THE SPOON INTO THE SUGAR JAR AFTER STIRRING HER COFFEE LEAVING CLUMPS OF COFFEE SUGAR.
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