70-something-year-old woman teases 30-year-old man in spanish thinking he doesn't understand her: 'I just stood there for a second, a huge smile on my face. I turned around, walked right back to them, and said in my best (admittedly clumsy) Spanish(..)'

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    My "Sweet Old Lady" Neighbor had some... strong opinions about my new haircut.

    I (30M) recently moved into a new apartment complex in a very diverse part of the city. My next- door neighbor, let's call her "Mrs. G," is an adorable, 70-something-year-old woman who mostly
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    speaks Spanish. She's always very sweet to me, offering me food and asking about my day in broken, kind English. I've never let on that I speak a word of Spanish, mostly because my accent is
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    terrible and I'm shy about it, but I can understand it perfectly. A couple of weeks ago, I decided to get a new haircut. I'm a guy with a pretty big, curly head of
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    hair, and I got it cut short for the summer. It was a big change. So, I'm walking back to my apartment, and I run into Mrs. G in the hallway. She looks me up and down,
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    and her face is just this mask of pure, unadulterated horror. She's trying to smile, but it's more like a grimace of pain. She puts her hand on my arm and says in English, "Oh! You... look
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    very... nice. Different!" As soon as I say "Thank you, Mrs. G!" and start walking away, she turns to her friend who is with her and launches into a rapid- fire rant in Spanish, clearly
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    thinking I'm out of earshot. I can hear her crystal clear: "Ay, Dios mio! Has visto su cabeza? Es un desastre! Parece una oveja que se pelo en una batalla de tijeras. Pobrecito! Era tan
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    hermoso con su cabello largo y ahora parece un soldado en el dia de la peluqueria. Un soldado muy triste." (Translation: "Oh, my God! Have you seen his head?
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    It's a disaster! He looks like a sheep that got into a fight with a pair of scissors. Poor thing! He was so handsome with his long hair and now he looks like a soldier on haircut day. A very sad soldier.")
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    Her friend starts cackling, and Mrs. G joins in, both of them laughing in the hallway.
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    group of people talking to each other
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    I just stood there for a second, a huge smile on my face. I turned around, walked right back to them, and said in my best (admittedly clumsy) Spanish:
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    "Senora G, que exagerada! Parezco un soldado triste, eh? Bueno, al menos soy un soldado con mucho menos calor en el verano."
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    (Translation: "Mrs. G, you're so exaggerating! I look like a sad soldier, huh? Well, at least I'm a soldier who is a lot less hot in the summer.")
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    The look on her face was priceless. Her jaw just dropped, and she let out this little squeak. Her friend started laughing even harder, pointing at Mrs. G.
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    For a second, I thought I'd offended her. But then she just burst out laughing, grabbed my face in her hands, and gave me a big kiss on the cheek.
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    "Ay, picaron! Tu si que eres un travieso!" she said. ("Oh, you rascal! You are a little troublemaker!")
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    Now, every time she sees me, she critiques my look in Spanish on purpose and we have a good laugh. about it. She still offers me food, but now she also makes sure to tell me
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    exactly what she thinks of my new shirts or haircuts, and I love it. Honestly, her genuine, unfiltered opinion was way better than any fake compliment I would have gotten in English.
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    man standing beside old woman and laughing

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