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11 Ridiculous Roasts That Made People Regret Being Born

Roses are red
Boring plants are green
These are the meanest roasts
That I've ever seen

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    Text - 23, Latvian, bee farmer. Fuck me up. BMALA buchanchanVerfied Roastee 4867 points 3 days ago No wonder the bees are Ing disappearing
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    Abdomen - RoyalT663 895 points4 days ago Christ, there was no lifeguard on duty at that gene p0ol SURASSIC PARK riratne H duffypoo 2612 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) Your school should be in a constant state of lockdown.
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    Lip - HSithGourd 1762 points 6 days ago "Eye of newt, wing of fly, make me visible to a guy!" H playerhateroftheyeer days ago 1107 points 6 You should start an emo a cappella group called self harmony
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    Face - LILBITS 375 points 4 days ago Acidblack24 the guy on the left is selling little bits. (B1
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    Footwear - E по с Clenet fitness retching Roast Me LL CREE 9cFREE. UTHEE unbranded Lemon 196 points 2 days ago Verified Roastee I could get cell reception off that dome.
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    Text - Hurricane Maria didn't ruin me enough. Blow me away, gringos B/Roast Me Hmik6 1656 points 21 hours ago Thank God for Maria. Something with a female name finally touched him.
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    Hair - 233 points 3 days ago vegence i just want to point out the distance from your chin to your mouth vs the distance from your mouth to the top of your head
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    Facial hair - 1161 points 2 days H pag3833 ago Hugh grant had sex with Peter dinklage PAYS
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    T-shirt - 1133 points 5 days Colonel-Crackers ago Your face looks like an aging apple permalink source embed save save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments Hhalleberryhaircut 196 points 5 days ago He kinda reminds me of the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter.
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    Finger - HEmptyglassesAmps points 4 days ago 300 That turtleneck really accentuates your turtle face
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    Text - THE SURFER'S 282 points 5 H Tekkenmonster36 days ago I always wondered how Ronald McDonald looked like without his clown make up
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