Happy Birthday FAIL

'Kate never did show up': College professor faces off with absentee student who insists she's showing up to class 1

'I don't work Mondays': Server gets fired for missing "mandatory" Memorial Day shift while on scheduled vacation 2

‘My company skimmed by bonus; I stopped generating revenue’: Employee's quiet quitting leads to 80% drop in revenue 3

'My boss could barely look at me': Boss begs worker to stay and train supervisor just before their final day after they fail to replicate their work 4

'You have to pay us back; we found a way': Tenants modify landlord's coin-op laundry following landlord's refusal to reimburse them for $650 HVAC repair, landlord loses hundreds of dollars 5

Jerk Boss Bumps Vacation, Employee Changes Passwords and Leaves 6

‘My company skimmed by bonus; I stopped generating revenue’: Employee's quiet quitting leads to 80% drop in revenue 1

'Now you wait ten minutes': Guy gets cut off by smug driver, cue petty revenge 2

'Overstay your welcome?': Roommate's boyfriend keeps hogging the bathroom in the morning, cue petty revenge 3

'Kate never did show up': College professor faces off with absentee student who insists she's showing up to class 4

20 Shirts with terrible designs that will definitely cause wardrobe malfunctions 5

'[He] created a mass corporate email with various screenshots': IT guy quits and schedules scathing tell-all email about his Karen boss 6