31 Feline Funnies for People Raising Ruckus Cat Children

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Oct 22, 2026 1:30 PM EDT

Some cats are just wilder than others.

There are cats who can sit on your lap all day long, only taking food and bathroom breaks because they have to - and then returning to steal some more of your body warmth (and your heart). But then there are the absolute demons, the spawns of satan who were probably pspspsed here during a dark summoning ritual. My cat is not like that. Sure, she has the occasional zoomies trip in the middle of the night, but she's not the complete ruckus mess some other cats are. My friend's cat, though… he's another story completely.

Way before I had a cat of my own, I took a vacation for a month, and it just so happened that this friend needed a place to stay. I sublet my room to her and her cat. She warned me he's a wacky one, and this wasn't news - I already heard the stories about him directly from her. The Prophet was his name. Well, Elijah initially, but the more character he's shown as he grew up, the more it became clear he needed his own title. So… Elijah The Prophet, yes? He's an absolute maniac.

When I came back home after the sublet/vacation period, I returned to a room I did not recognize. The curtains were rolled up above the window, the computer was on the highest shelf of my closet (yes, inside), and the office chair was shredded to pieces. That was the art exhibition The Prophet left me. Or, more accurately, his hooman. The chair thing was inevitable, but the curtains and my PC were thoughtfully well-defended. But with that being said, I don't think I'm about to host that crazy cat in my house ever again. At least the story I was left with is funny, as are all this cat's other stories.

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  • 01

    Why not both?

    My parents at my age: 充充實 Me: tell your cat i said pspsps
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 02

    Now buy extra cat treats with this money

    E 367 57 TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT MY CATS ASKED JAR SWEAR JAR WHEN I WASN'T
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 03

    This is an innocent face

    When caught with evidence, go into innocent mode. "What fish?"
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 04

    He likes food, but not intelligence

    I Don't Know What I Like More, The Fact The Cat Licked An Image Of A Cooked Chicken, Or The Disappointment In His Eyes
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 05

    Cats literally own everything

    Nobody owns a cat., Cats just tolerate us living in their house.
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 06

    Define "no one" again...

    "Work from home," my wife said. "You'll be more productive," she said. 90 "No one will interrupt you," she said!
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 07

    Didn't we all had that one job

    He lied on his resume, but got the job anyway. SECURITY DOG
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 08

    How do you know if you didn't nom it?

    Me when my kid takes one look at their dinner and says that they don't like it... JUST TRY IT
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 09

    Grandkitties are abundant in this household

    C Parents: When are you going to give us grandkids? Me: fing ART D www ใหม่
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 10

    You don't have a sleep paralisis demon - you just have a cat

    . Pics or it never happened Follow Pete Erickson · 1 d. Woke up and found the cat sitting like this.
    via Pete Erickson
  • 11

    Ah, yes, the ancient art of fittin' & sittin'

    if i fits, i sits and if i dont fits, i still sits
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 12

    Ew, clean that now

    "LAST NIGHT I DREAMT I WAS WALKING ON A BEAUTIFUL SANDY BEACH" "WELL THAT EXPLAINS THE FOOT PRINTS IN MY LITTER BOX"
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 13

    The cat's just copying you right now...

    WHEN YOU FINALLY TEACH YOUR CAT TO USE THE TOILET AND HE WON'T GET OFF CAUSE HE'S BUSY LOOKING AT MEMES imgflip.com
    via imgflip.com
  • 14

    My cat, all day, every day

    THERE IS NOTHING TO EAT IN THIS HOUSE
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 15

    The purrfect disguise

    They'll never find me here...
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 16

    Cats can always use that excuse

    Get off the table! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!!!
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 17

    It's that cat confidence

    WHEN A DOG'S BEEN BAD VERYFUNNYPICS.EU WHEN A CAT'S BEEN BAD
    via VERYFUNNYPICS.EU
  • 18

    Everybody wants to be a cat

    When you're a child, you want to be a teenager. When you're a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you're an adult, you want to be a cat... LOCA
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 19

    Aww, poor baby is tired

    cataddictsanony-mouse can you keep it down for cat's sake... some of us only slept 14 hours today! www.facebook.com/cat.addicts ROFLBOT
    via @cat.addicts
  • 20

    Of course a cat is always the meowstermind

    Sean Schofer @SeanSchofer Miniature Donkeys escaped out of the fence and are heading to town and I'm pretty sure the cat orchestrated the entire plan.
    via @SeanSchofer
  • 21

    Obviously the cat had nothing to do with it

    He looks so innocent you'd think the vase broke on it's own.
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 22

    Classic dad and cat

    Dad *doesn't want a cat* Family: buys cat anyway* Dad and the cat
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 23

    The moment a cat holds your hand is sacred

    When you realize this means more than a human handshake.
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 24

    Just give me more cat content

    Me on Facebook joining the 187th cat group
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 25

    No one will know, no one will know...

    Me trying to blend in at work after getting three hours of junk sleep
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 26

    So, they DO understand us?

    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I told my cat that I'm going to teach him to speak English. He looked at me and said, "Me? How."
    via @Dadsaysjokes
  • 27

    They're so meow meow

    When y'all got nothing in common but you vibe
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 28

    Every cat deserves a pet

    Every time I see a cat :
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 29

    Time to adore my cat

    Me when I have people come over to my place You must talk to him. Tell him that he is a good cat and a pretty cat.
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 30

    Sounds like a feline plan!

    Today is the day that I do everything tomorrow!
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady
  • 31

    Do you really love your cat if you do that?

    When the humans keys rattle and they didn't say bye and kiss your forehead
    via @ImaCrazyCatLady

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