‘What's the most unbelievable excuse someone gave for being late, but later turned out to be true?’: People discuss the most crazy excuses they have heard that turned out to be true

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Content-Lychee-3420 My coworker called in de d-serious saying he'd be two hours late because an escaped herd of emus from an illegal local farm had surrounded his Prius and refused to let him reach the driver's side door, which I naturally assumed was a hungover hallucination until he walked into the breakroom and silently airdropped a forty-second video of an enraged six-foot bird aggressively pecking his side mirror.
A man stressing because he needs a valid excuse and he can't think of any. Model portrayal.
Madame_Kitsune98 One of the pharmacy techs I worked with no-called no-showed to work one morning, on a day that the weather was absolute s t. Snow, sleet, so nasty and icy and slick. One of the other girls said, "She better be in a ditch somewhere." Well...not so funny story, turns out she had slid off the road and landed in a ditch. She even had a nasty
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concussion, and her phone broke. So, she really WAS in a ditch somewhere. Our pharmacy manager told the other girl to be careful what she wished for.
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ThadisJones "I just got a call from the abandoned hedgehog rescue agency that they have a hedgehog available for adoption and I need to go pick him up today, so I will be late getting to work." They provided sufficient documentation (hedgehog pictures).
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zerbey I was once late because a car caught fire on the Interstate and managed to block all 3 lanes on my side doing so. My boss said "that sounds made up". I sent the picture. He said "oh boy, well see you when you get here!". Nobody was hurt, the driver just panicked and parked the thing sideways in the middle lane before exiting the vehicle. Once the fire department got things under control they pushed the car out of the travel lanes.
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On the same highway, the most ludicrous lie one of my wife's coworkers was caught in was when she arrived 30 minutes and claimed 1-4 was a "parking lot". I just happened to be visiting her at work and had just arrived. She turned to me and said "didn't you just comment on how quiet the Interstate was today?". Oh dear.
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gogogadgetdumbass He didn't even need to give an excuse cause he was the boss, but he said he flipped his car... and showed up like 4 hours late in the same car that clearly had been flipped. Deer jumped out in front of the car in front of him and because he was trying to avoid the car in front of him, somehow he flipped his car (some kind of sedan.)
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Corcorans-ghost I had a subordinate who had a habit of being late. I have never been on there a about it, frankly productivity is so cr p form 9-10 at my office, i have unironically said just let people come in at 10 at meetings. Anyway, one day hes arrives at 11+, and that is a to late for me to just say nothing about. So i pull him aside immediately, and start to give the whole "I give you an inch, now your
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taking a mile" talk, and ask him why he was late He tells me, he had been kidnapped. Apparently, someone had tried to mug him, in his parking lot when he was heading out to his car. Full on put a pistol to his back, and forced him to hand over his wallet and phone. But as this was happening, a cop was driving though the parking lot, and saw the mugging, and drove up to the event. The perk then used my subordinate as
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a hostage, put a g in to his head, and forced him into a corner of the parking lot, where there was some kind of closet structure, for storing salt i think. The hostage situation last like 15 minutes, with the criminal losing his nerve and giving up to the cop, and other cops that had arrived. My co-worker was then interviewed by the police for a few hours, and was still in such a state of shock, after the cops
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let him go he just...came to work. I thought he was telling an unfunny joke, until he gave me a signed statements from the cops, with a number to call to confirm. This dude had had a g_n to his head, and was clearly still in shock and he just...came into work I told him to go home, and take a day.
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Zestyclose_Cold1455 I was once late because I was hit in the head by Jesus. My crazy rel gious aunt had passed away and had a ton of church statues and knickknacks. I inherited a few and as a young gothy type added them to my apartment decor. I was dusting one morning before work and knocked Jesus off his axis on an overhead shelf. He hit me hard square in the middle of the forehead.
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Instantly i sprouted what looked like a unicorn horn. I was disoriented and late to my job with the world's most dysfunctional manager. She sat me in her office berating me with a gigantic knot on my head and my vision blurring. I found out I had a skull fracture and concussion. Jesus was heavy. I quit that job.
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Gilded Gunderson I had an employee call out because they were "hit by a helicopter." And yes she was actually hit by a helicopter that crashed. The kicker, leadership complained to me about it and asked if time off was actually necessary. I had to explain that getting hit by a helicopter is indeed a fair reason to call out.
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banjoquill I've been late so many times because of birds. 1- a rafter of turkeys blocked the road. I tried to honk a horn to startle them. It made them angry and attacked my car for 20 minutes. I tried to roll slowly to see if they would budge- they wouldn't. Turkeys are horrifying. 2- I had a bird pop on my head shoulders on a bike ride in. 3- Had a bird pop on my head through my sunroof.
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4- Had a bird po p on my pants sitting outside drinking my coffee. 5- Had a murder of crows take over my yard and I was too afraid to walk out. When I finally did they were actually fine. 6- my dog got into a fight with a turkey. It was a tie. I got my dog away from it but Jfc. I still think birds are pretty cool.
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