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"Sorry I am late I was staring at the join now button"
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"My dog ate my car key."
Much hilarity ensued. My husband on his way to work had to turn back to give me the second car key.
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Their neighbours dog had wandered into their home office and they needed to take it home. And figure out how it had gotten into her house in the first place.
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One of our directors was removed.
He's been on gardening leave for around a month and I asked my boss why he was fired, quit or made redundant
She said he has been pulled up on things he's been saying over and over again but the straw that broke the camels back was, he was late to a meeting which consisted of heads of property and the top brass of the business, apparently he walked in and said "sorry I'm late, more problems with the trains as usual, I mean, say what you like about the 1940s Germans, at least their trains ran on schedule without missing a heartbeat".
Apparently the room fell silent.
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She hit a possum and was rather traumatized from it. She kept going on about the horrific “crunch.” The evidence was on her car. She henceforth became known as the “Possum Slayer”.
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Not a meeting, but was a late note given in highschool for why a student was late to school. "Train had a flat tyre"
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Long commute excuse for a remote meeting during 2020. There was a traffic jam in the kitchen. 😂
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Once I had to text my manager a picture of the sleepy black bear lounging on my front porch (early spring, so just had woken up). Even if I had gone out the back door, I would have gotten too close for comfort. She said it was the most reasonable call in she’d ever received.
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She went to make toast but the cat got in the way She missed 45 mins of a meeting No idea what that cat was doing.
Another day she logged off early to sit with the cat and lost track of time,
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They didn’t have any clothes to wear so had to a load of laundry before work. We were all like dawg you could have worn something dirty or maybe just not in full outfit that day
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I got locked INSIDE a BMW. It was a Canadian winter and my boyfriend and I were on our way to work. We got to work and boyfriend pushed button for the window to go down so he could push button to lift parkade arm. Window did not go down. Locks would not unlock. Doors would not open…. We ended up going to the ground level of an underground parkade to thaw everything out. We were about 40 minutes late.
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My manager told us he was stuck in the toilet as he ate too much pasta last night.
Another time he was stuck on the toilet again because his wife got overzealous with the chilli when she made curry last night.
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I had to call a new client to warn I was going to be late for the pitch as the train’s satnav was broken.
No idea why trains need satnav…
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I’m waiting for the washing to finish.
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