Angry Guy Live-Tweets Breakup With Long John Silver's

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mattstaff
Jun 23, 2018 12:00 PM EDT

Oh my cod, the frostiness is too real on this breakup. Guess you could say they aren't sole mates anymore....

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  • 01
    Text - Hunter Roberts @HunterStandUp You can only have @longjohnslvrs once every 6 months...or you die. Today was my day. I'll see you again in August, old friend. Be well.
    via @hunterstandup
  • 02
    Text - Long John Silver's @longjohnslvrs @HunterStandUp Not anymore. With our better for you options (& more to come) and our new zero trans-fat menu, we'll see you next week! 6h Hunter Roberts @HunterStandUp @longjohnslvrs Look..I'm not in the 4h market for zero-trans fat and a better me. I eat LJS cuz I love deep fried greatness. Don't you change!
    via @hunterstandup
  • 03
    Text - Long John Silver's @longjohnslvrs @HunterStandUp LOL! We are keeping all of your delicious favorites. We just want to see you more often. 4h Hunter Roberts @HunterStandUp @longjohnslvrs I wish I could see you 4h more, too. But this is a Brokeback Mountain type situation. We can only do this a few times annually.
    via @hunterstandup
  • 04
    Text - Long John Silver's @longjohnslvrs @HunterStandUp So that's how it's gonna be? We're here when you need us, but not the other way around....we see. #feelingused #secretaffairs Зh Hunter Roberts @HunterStandUp @longjohnslvrs It's not like that, baby! TRUST YOU to always be there for me. You have no idea how hard it gets! #iwishiknewhowtoquityou Зh
    via @hunterstandup
  • 05
    Text - Brett Marcus Cook @animatedtrigger 2h I feel so awkward witnessing this public breakup between @HunterStandUp and @longjohnslvrs. Love is hard. Hunter Roberts @HunterStandUp @animatedtrigger Don't worry! @longjohnslvrs and I will always love each other. I just need some space and time to figure stuff out. 2h
    via @hunterstandup
  • 06
    Text - Brett Marcus Cook @animatedtrigger 2h @HunterStandUp @longjohnslvrs sure hope so. I can't stand to see loved ones fight. Long John Silver's @longjohnslvrs @HunterStandUp You're upsetting the children. Just come back and stop this silliness.@animatedtrigger
    via @hunterstandup
  • 07
    Text - Hunter Roberts @HunterStandUp @longjohnslvrs How dare you use @animatedtrigger against mel!! That's fightin' dirty! Wel...I never liked your 56m parrot! Hunter Roberts @HunterStandUp Really, @longjohnslvrs!? The silent treatment!? Well, the girl next door (@Wendys) has a great shoulder to cry on...
    via @hunterstandup
  • 08
    Selfie - WO Wendy's @Wendys @HunterStandUp We'll keep the fryer warm. Drop by whenever you need us. No pressure
    via @hunterstandup

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