18 Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines That'll Swiftly Crush Your Faith In Modern Dating

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    Text - Liliana Thursday 4:23 PM Are you religious? Cause you're the answer to all my prayers. Today 9:32 PM It won't let me copy andi paste the entire communist manifesto Fuckin big brother amirite Type a message... GIF I'm What 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 0 ERT YU / Q W P # % & H J K L A D F G X C V BNM # 4 English (US) D X . LO T
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    Text - Liv YOU MATCHED WITH LIV ON 2/2/18 Hey, have you heard about the latest Spotify glitch? Yesterday 10:35 AM Nah Yesterday 11:44 PM For some reason, they don't have you listed as this week's hottest single Today 1:27 AM Oh Zach That was so incredibly bad I'm sorry it didn't Liv up to your expectations Zach Send Type a message GIF L
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    Text - Meagan Today 1:11 AM If we hooked up and you liked it would you do me-agan Sent Type a message... GIF
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    Text - Sasha first i just started It is sash-a good show Yesterday 1:57 PM ;) Yesterday 3:27 PM How does this sound, I pick you up in my Jeep Grand Cherokee (2017), we drive around listening to music and having cultured and in depth conversations (mostly vine references) while enjoying a finely rolled marijuana cigar. By the end of the night your won over by charm and sarcastic humor All while streaming dexter on my phone Yesterday 3:43 PM i'm here for it Yesterday 4:12 PM m free tomarrow niaht
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    Text - < Liz YOU MATCHED WITH LIZ ON 2/3/18 Нey Today 8:06 PM heyy What's shaking bacon? what's cookin good lookin What's your opinion on love sosa by Chief keef? Today 8:49 PM i think it's a song And unfortunately, due to that answer, this is where our conversation and time together come to a close Sent Type a message Send GIF
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    Text - Casandra YOU MATCHED WITH CASANDRA ON 2/5/18 Hey Today 10:51 PM You have a terrifiC ASS AND ReAlly nice tits #namegags2018 I see what you did I want you Dick Everywhere Ram me against Every couch in my house. I would Kill for that. I see what you did there Sent Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Ishrat YOU MATCHED WITH ISHRAT ON 2/5/18 I was so happy to see that you matched with me that Ishrat my pants! Sent Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Magnus YOU MATCHED WITH MAGNUS ON 11/14/17 Have you ever had an abortion? Sun, Dec 10, 10:32 AM Well that was bold Well have you? Um no Sun, Dec 10, 11:21 AM Do you want one? Da fuq Sun, Dec 10, 12:23 PM I could pull out if you want to but i prefer not You nasty Type a message Send GIF
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    Text - Rachel YOU MATCHED WITH RACHEL ON 2/5/18 I love how we just put the word "super" in front of something and it becomes so much better. Like Super Bowl, Super Man, and you being super fine Sent Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - < Seamus YOU MATCHED WITH SEAMUS ON 1/27/18 Do you have a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants. Wow. Just wow. Sent I know you liked it Type a message Send GIF L
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    Text - Julie YOU MATCHED WITH JULIE ON 2/3/18 What's a smart, attractive, young...man like myself doing without your number? Yesterday 8:11 PM Haha well u do have some nice biceps Today 3:47 AM Curls for the girls is the motive!! Sent Send Type a message GIF L
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    Text - John YOU MATCHED WITH JOHN ON 1/31/18 Sorry me and my friends were playing catch and the ball landed in your messages Today 5:57 PM Way to drop the ball Sent Today 7:37 PM Lmao would you grab my ball for me Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Jasmine See when Jasmine answers Turn on notifications so you know right away when she messages you ENABLE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS You don't want to hook up? Fri, Jan 26, 11:25 AM Not at all Sunday 12:23 PM Word! Do you have an account to just make friends then Because I think l'm using tinder wrong Sent Type a message Send GIF
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    Text - Kate YOU MATCHED WITH KATE ON 12/25/17 Kate... you look great... wanna go on a date... maybe after we can mate Saturday 2:09 PM Guess I'll just have to masturbate Sent Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Amber YOU MATCHED WITH AMBER ON 2/5/18 You may be Amber, but you look Today 7:15 AM hehehe Today 8:43 AM So how're you today? hehe you don't remember sending me dick pics do you I do Sent Oh lit Twas nice Send GIF
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    Text - fatima YOU MATCHED WITH FATIMA ON 2/1/18 Fortnite sesh? Sent Today 6:28 PM what is fornite Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Danielle YOU MATCHED WITH DANIELLE ON 2/5/18 6'1" Sent Today 1:42 AM Dang, I think l'm in love Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Lily YOU MATCHED WITH LILY ON 1/31/18 Roses are red My cousin's stepdad makes a mean chili I'd love to get Costco pizza While going out with Lily Sent Send Type a message GIF
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