Boyfriend: This suit is hot, it's making me sweat. Mom: At least you're not skeeting. Me, boyfriend, sister in law: WHAT?! Sis: Ma, do you even know what that means? Mom: Yeah, the boy at work told me that's what it's called when a bald headed man sweats. Why? Sis: Um, other head. And it's not sweat. Mom: ...Ahh! I'm going to beat the piss out of him Monday!
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UPDATE: 16-year-old boy gets car towed by neighbor after he won't stop parking large truck on their lawn: 'It's not my problem'
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HOA demands homeowner fix brown patch in his lawn, he obliges by planting heaps of mint which multiplies throughout the neighborhood: 'Spring comes and mint is EVERYWHERE - around mailboxes, along walking paths, even in their fancy entrance landscaping'
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44-year-old mom goes no contact with cruel bio dad and stepmom, worries about depriving 6-year-old son of grandparents: 'He keeps asking about his grandpa'
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20-year-old receptionist gets fired after 4 days for lack of experience despite insisting she was qualified: 'I don't understand why this happened'
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Homeowner asks elderly neighbors to stop parking in his driveway, they refuse and tell him he's being "too rigid": '[They] suddenly started to use my driveway, first for a couple of hours and by now they are just straight up occupying it'
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