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15 Times People Were Murdered by Their Own Words

Sometimes you are your own comeback.

mattstaff Posted by mattstaff
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    Text - TIME @TIME 19h TIME The flu is killing up to 4,000 Americans a week ti.me/2CeqSUg 218 L2,867 1,586 Replying to @TIME This is why I refuse to take a flu shot 2/10/18, 8:04 PM from
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    Technology - r/gadgets /teh_pingu 10h Australian Scientists Can Turn Your Smartphone Into A Microscope Mobile phones gizmodo.com.au 1.7k 84 Share BEST COMMENTS PM ME_YOURCORN_ 5h Sweet, now I can send dick pics Reply 558
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    Text - Hey girl you want some good sex? No Then you came to the right guy
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    Text - Dean Takahashi @deantak 10h Replying to @JinSaotome @ZhugeEX The Co-CEOS of BioWare told me they changed some things because of me. And not just dumbing it down. My ineptitude led to change.
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    Text - Piers Morgan Follow @piersmorgan Don Cheadle is currently on a 'like' frenzy of people tweeting offensive anagrams of my name. High Parker MOloy @rarker... 1Zn 5! Replying to @MattNegrin and @piersmorgan Also... A sperm groin, gamer prison, and... more rapings (yowza) 7 t127 585 187 days ago Trump pr... Replying to @ParkerMolloy and @piersmorgan 12h and Main Gropers 24 t131 714 Parker Molloy @Parker... 12h High 3! Replying to @MattNegrin and niersmorcan. 6:42 AM-28 Jan 2018
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    Font - 8:24 PM shouldnt be going to bed? theres school tomorrow oyu School for retards starts late... You especially should know that 8:27 PM
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    Text - robot Following @robot It's 2018 and most of you still have jobs. We'll try harder this year. 10:43 AM -1 Jan 2018 1,463 Retweets 6,058 Likes t1.5K 83 6.1K Tweet your reply Asriel Yuill @seasonal depression @actuallyasriel 24h Replying to @robot Hah! Joke's on you, I got fired in August t5 234
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    Product - ClickHole @ClickHole 18h CLICK HOLE Fighting Back: Facebook Is Mailing Air Horns To All Of Its Users To Blow Whenever They See Fake News clckhl.co/wm5bUB1 28 t3 751 1.3K A Follow @ClickHole So who decides if news is fake? Suckinberg? No thanks. If I cant tell if something is fake or not its my fault for being an idiot LIKES RETWEETS 15 14 8:09 PM-28 Nov 2016 8 17 15 14
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    Text - You're not special for reading the great gatsby, we all went to high school. Like Comment April 15 at 11:18am near 7 people like this. Whenever you feel like criticizing any one, just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had. 3 hours ago Like 2 okie dokie let's tone it down here, I was just making a joke 3 hours ago Like So was I, that's the first line of the book. 3 hours ago Like 1 what 3 hours ago Like I didn't read the book 3 hours ago Like
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    Text - ElementZero 5 hours ago NT first guy to reply is gao Reply 75 Hide replies ElementZero 6 hours ago *gay Reply 48 ElementZero 6 hours ago wait Reply 97
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    Text - hours ago LINKED COMMENT LMAO NICE HACKS 2 46 Reply- Hide replies 17 hours ago how many chromosomes do you have???????? Reply 17 hours ago more than u for sure Reply
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    Text - misterelguapo We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart. gracielovesjesus Deactivated This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest. procrastimonium t love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways. annalisekeatting Ooh, self burn. Those are rare.
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    Text - r/Showerthoughts /frostychowder 9h If you are attractive, something as basic as asking someone for direction can make their day. L Share 11.5k 898 BEST COMMENTS backpackpat 5h Somebody just did this to me! t 3.7k Reply backpackpat 5h Oh my god wait am I ugly 3.4k
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    Text - Feb 19 Until you work in food/retail, you will never understand the level of stupid that exists in the world ti 19K 80 37K Follow PRIN Replying to I guess I'm too intelligent to have ever worked in the food service industry, and would like fries with that. yes I 10:22 PM - 20 Feb 2018
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    Text - 67% STC 8:27 PM ? u/_birdonawire 3h r/AskReddit What's a tiny thing that makes you happy? 262 Share 244 BEST COMMENTS GunSmith137 3h Princessofplants 3h munkyphunk 1h Ipconfigall 3h My penis Reply 160 Squirrel_Fucker 2h Well at least it makes someone happy. 89 Wolfy TAD 2h Your name makes your comment questionable 22 Add a comment
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