(Im trying on clothes) Mom: No, that's too sexy. Boys will want to have butt sex with you. Me: Isn't that the point? Mom: You want to have butt sex? Me: No, but I want them to want to have butt sex with me even though I won't give them any. Mom: You'll have a husband in no time.
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