That's Not Water

When eating out with family and in a conversation, do not blindly reach to your right, grab what you think is your water, then take a huge swig of said 'water'. It may be your relative's seriously-how-many-shots-are-in-this tequila, in a glass identical to yours. Be extra careful if you are a minor and aren't expecting this. #LFMF
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